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@teddylj.bsky.social

CCRN. Bad nurse, worse poster

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Is that bad?

22.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You beat me to it by minutes!

22.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but not in the way they think. The students are all looking up info on the paintings they're looking at on their phones.

22.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would personally love to ignore all of this. Collins sucks. Mills is too old. Platner says all the right stuff and he seems young and energetic and

HE HAS A GIANT NAZI TATTOO WHAT ARE YOU TALING ABOUT

22.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 788    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 6
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Sick movie

22.10.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hah that's Corey Feldman, not Haim!

22.10.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Corey Feldman with a big hole in him and probably not feeling so good

Corey Feldman with a big hole in him and probably not feeling so good

I'm watching the craziest vampire movie tonight, these 2 guys are attacking the vampire brothel with super soakers of holy water and the vampire girls are all exploding and Corey Haim just melted.

I thought it was Lost Boys but it's actually Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood.

22.10.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't imagine a signing bonus that doesn't have a clawback clause. My nursing job sure did- and you owed the whole amount back, while you had to pay taxes on getting it. So you'd be in the red for like 20% of the bonus or whatever it may be.

21.10.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"But how does the mirror know????"

21.10.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao and lol

21.10.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they didn't keep alcoholics from owning guns in the 1800s, then you can guess how the Bruen this is going to go

20.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slop age pervert

20.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Artwork of Keanu and Alex in Waiting for Godot

Artwork of Keanu and Alex in Waiting for Godot

Our amazing production designer and costumer, Soutra Gilmour, made this art piece to auction for Gaza relief. Find it at the link.

www.jumblebee.co.uk/stagedesigne...

20.10.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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Game over. AGI is not imminent, and LLMs are not the royal road to getting there. First slowly, and then all at once, dreams of LLMs bringing us to the cusp of AGI have fallen apart.

@edzitron.com The chips are falling more and more.

garymarcus.substack.com/p/the-last-f...

19.10.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They got what they wanted, more or less

18.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These adult convert freaks should be reading LoTR and The Silmarillion.

17.10.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was born into a Catholic family and was confirmed in my teens. It should surprise no one that I had never heard of any of this shit- Opus Dei, Prelature, supernumeraries, spiritual charism??? None of this Catholic hierarchy stuff is in the bible.

17.10.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that didn't work. Now all I've got to do is reassemble the pieces and hope the warranty man cannot tell the difference

17.10.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one's responding but it's incredible

16.10.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jon Voight tweeting to remember "Charles Kirt" on October 14th.

Jon Voight tweeting to remember "Charles Kirt" on October 14th.

Remember, remember, the whatever of October

16.10.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's late- Do your Duolingo!

16.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STOP IT! The human mind wasn't meant to question that so many items might be cake!

16.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Republican hostage taking is so interesting. Special Ed and rural hospitals? Dem-coded, apparently.

16.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet there's so much sewing info on youtube. I'm gonna learn how to patch holes and tailor shirts to my Dale Gribble bodyshape one day

16.10.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy, they won't even let me fuck the meat block at Arby's

16.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna need to see the raw numbers on this one Jack

16.10.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our living room TV died a few days ago

Lord help me, I'm googling part numbers for replacing the main board on a <$300 television from Costco.

16.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Oofda god give me strength

16.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These guys are good at ads. I've no clue if political ads even work- but if they do, then the Mamdani team is just slam dunking it right and left.

16.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An older, balding man stands in a commercial kitchen and badly cuts a brussel sprout

An older, balding man stands in a commercial kitchen and badly cuts a brussel sprout

An older, balding man stands in a commercial kitchen and holds his trophy of war proudly, smiling.

An older, balding man stands in a commercial kitchen and holds his trophy of war proudly, smiling.

Made some potatoes and sprouts today at a community kitchen. I probably doubled my lifetime total of brussel sprouts in a few hours. Annoyed the kitchen head by only addressing her as CHEF.

Doing some 'teering

14.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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