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Teddy πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή

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BSN. CCRN, CMC. Bad nurse, worse poster NJ to MN

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AKIIIRRRAAAAAA

04.03.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because he's 38, guys

01.03.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

He's gotta be on BlueSky, right?

28.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Thought it was a young Karl Urban for a second

28.02.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you've got something there. But I also think that there's maybe some juice in the idea of a candidate saying "I'm going to make the Ellison monopoly eat shit". Even just saying that "this will face hard future scrutiny" now probably has an effect on this probable merger.

27.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why hasn't JB Pritzker announced that they will be scrutinizing individual DOJ employees that disobey lawful judges orders?

Do they ALL have complete and ironclad blanket immunity? If so, do the candidates not realize that this makes their grasping statements easier?

27.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the subject, why aren't the current crop of maybewhatifs talking about this shit? Why isn't KHarris or GNewsom dropping lines in interviews about prosecutions for ICE violations of civil liberties? They could come out and say they will void out those 5-year contract bonuses.

27.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

IF there were a Democratic candidate who I might otherwise find distasteful but promised to break these RW media monopolies on the wheel, we could start there.

27.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"narcissistic lawyers forcing puberty blockers on pre-teens to advance their politcal ambitions"

hmmmm maybe this thing that doesn't exist is equally as bad as these things that do exist, as long as we remember not to be too mean to wealthy pedos

24.02.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This one is a joke post folks

24.02.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes it is a joke post

24.02.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn't this TV show like 15 years ago?

23.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

With Hilary Clinton???

23.02.2026 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's got an amazing combat experience, which is like 4/5 of the gameplay. The breeding is a bit meh. But the game is excellent.

22.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They probably exercised too much

21.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Space Data Centers Are Dumb.
YouTube video by Kyle Hill Space Data Centers Are Dumb.

I remember an argument when someone told me that Elon Musk was also the *chief engineer* at one of his companies, so he definitely was creating and doing the things the company did. They didn't seem to grok that Elon is able to create his own titles at will.

Unrelated, space data centers are dumb

20.02.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so upset by this. Been talking to a coworker who has older kids than me, and she had learned that unless you're paying for private clubs, summer camps, etc for whatever sport they're into- your kid essentially won't be able to play it by the time they're in highschool. Maybe even earlier.

20.02.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's why she's a professional!

18.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mewgenics has ruined my morning. I had so many things I needed to get done

18.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised to see the death rates of all groups sort of trend towards equivalence. One of the reasons I left MICU and went to CVICU was to not have to deal with COVID nearly as much.

18.02.2026 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just great, here comes the bloodshed

17.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

r/evilautism

Incredible

16.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a bit wild that the people of Maine has been sending this repeated gag to Washington for 30 years

16.02.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The most Wu-post of all Wu-posts

16.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/tedd...

15.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Realistic and hyper individualized generated movies, tailored to your EXACT psychological profile that give you AI psychosis in a 90 minute run-time.

15.02.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wondering if there's a way to tell whether you're at a gay cruising spot or a regular Chinese restaurant/massage/spa that allows you to sleep in it overnight.

15.02.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So wifey took me to a Chinese spa for Valentine's and it was pretty awesome. A nice naked dude asked if it was my first time here, I guess he could tell. But I took a last quick soak in the men's steam room before we left and I swore that there were multiple people jerking it right next to me.

15.02.2026 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe the article does just that.... I'll never knooow

15.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything I've seen about this Boys Who Look At Boys "movement" has either been people denigrating it, as below- or the most deranged poster pretending to "haha-ain't this silly?" mock it but actually completely embodying it.

15.02.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0