I'm jaculated in mine own boi-ass...now I'm gregnant:)
26.03.2025 03:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@landminedestroyer.bsky.social
The last thing a volcano roll sees before facing its final retribution under the light of God himself. King of the Hill enthusiast. Basically just the Art the Clown of playing guitar wrong.
I'm jaculated in mine own boi-ass...now I'm gregnant:)
26.03.2025 03:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Damb...just sexjaculated out of the grease hole. God damb I'm a whoarney boi
24.03.2025 20:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Penis ass shit cock dick fuck in my tight little boi-ass
24.03.2025 20:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Come to bsky, fellow 90 Ib liberal arts-majoring millennials! We have humor!
05.03.2025 19:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Phil Anselmo could never
05.03.2025 15:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Salutations, fellow disillusioned millennials! What shitlib content are we posting today?
20.02.2025 19:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"The รฉmigrรฉ Holy Family of Nazareth, fleeing into Egypt, is the archetype of every refugee family [...] the models and protectors of every migrant, alien and refugee of whatever kind [...]"
-Pope Pius XII
youtu.be/-omH_XquUxY?...
Mandatory viewing.
youtu.be/vGAqYNFQdZ4?...
What's *actually* stopping me from writing a hitpiece targeting every single band I've hated within the past decade? 'Cuz buddy...there are quite a few of 'em.
25.01.2025 06:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dawg, I don't know what the fuck to post anywhere anymore. I'm gettin' too old for this shid.
24.01.2025 20:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Y'all Republicans never got into X-Men, huh
21.01.2025 20:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm love two be an metalhead. I'm love two rawk and/or rolling with the metalhead homies. I'm love bagning my head two the heffy metal music with my honies. Like if yuo're are and metalhead two!!
21.01.2025 04:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy Resident Evil 4 day to all who celebrate!
11.01.2025 17:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Guess this is where we hang out now. Time two jagg that dawg babey!!!!
10.01.2025 16:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Then we are in agreement. Cheers! Hail Satan and whatnot.
16.11.2024 20:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That applies to every app that's ever made it past pre-alpha. What's your point?
16.11.2024 20:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Your mom's a baller.
16.11.2024 18:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wonder how @auscelot.bsky.social, vocalist of the super cool and based rock and roll band Layer:0, is doing today.
FFO: Wesley Willis, Lynyrd Skynyrd, GUTALAX, Lil B
Wow, cool! Hello, world! A new social media platform! Oh boy oh golly, what could possibly go wrong?
16.11.2024 18:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0