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Because I am a man of a certain age, I just purchased a ticket to see Rush in October 2026.

03.11.2025 01:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any good submariner would tell you, "always check your baffles."

02.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The GOP plan is to kick the plan down the road as long as they have feet

02.11.2025 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get their ass, Craig.

02.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SHRIMP ALERT

02.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a black and white cartoon of homer simpson wearing a tie and waving . ALT: a black and white cartoon of homer simpson wearing a tie and waving .

02.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mine just texted about grandpa's Mileage Plus points

02.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

3-5-3 is a special play

02.11.2025 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Flemming is the best (biased as a Giants fan, but he's damn good)

02.11.2025 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

STOP. INTERVIEWING. MANAGERS. DURING. LIVE. PLAY.

02.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A text thread reading "*springer the cheater" "Bo knows" "And that's why you don't give away free bases" "Bo and Vlad have seen each other naked"

02.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cancel every streaming subscription, stream illegally, get a library card, spend that money on more burritos.

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Six empty Waymos just crusing north on El Camino. Is this shit a scam? Or do they just drive the cars around for advertisement and to practice what they can do?

01.11.2025 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FYI-Rocky is the Blue Jays

01.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with sweat on his face and the words game 7 on the bottom ALT: a man with sweat on his face and the words game 7 on the bottom

01.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

❤️ Joe Dante

01.11.2025 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HERO⬇️⬇️⬇️

01.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are going to rewatch series over Thanksgiving & hope to see what we notice that was missed in first pass.

01.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“You know that religion that doesn’t celebrate holidays or birthdays? Yeah, well I’m one of those.” - me to a 5th grader just now

31.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All right then - will report back. I love having a small music venue so close to home.

31.10.2025 17:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@flanageddon.bsky.social Andy Bell is playing at a 300 seat venue 7 min from my house - should I attend the show?

31.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Map of United States which reads "America's Favorite Halloween Candy By State" and each state is orange & lists Reese's. It's true

31.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THIS⬇️⬇️⬇️

31.10.2025 05:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would call this homefun, but your mileage may vary.

31.10.2025 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hope you've seen it, but read that last sentence as if it was read by Jackson Lamb in Slow Horses.

31.10.2025 03:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just backed - glad this has been so successful!!!

30.10.2025 17:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this Sonny Barger's kid on the Blue Jays?

30.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

22yo dudes should be enjoying bong rips, not shutting down professional hitters

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