Monroe 🦜

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

@thatsoheeron.bsky.social my personal favorite part of the characters welcome cockatoo it was “great aunt Brenda is 81… I am 3 1/2 years old” (me and my bird are gonna be in the nursing home together)

“The Lunch Spot”
7x10 mixed media
#art #drawing #ink #coloredpencil #prismacolor #ohuhu #finch #housesparrow #cleveland #reservesquare

Every day I get closer and closer to walking the fuck out of my job because nobody is capable of communicating like adults

Just think - if one million people turned off their wifi for one hour it would save enough electricity to run one ChatGPT data center for ten seconds

Managed to get up and stumble to the office, where I then somehow ended up on the floor, regained awareness, dragged myself into a chair, and then blacked out several times and had to sit there until the nausea went away.

This wasn’t a minor fall either. I fell down a full flight of stairs, rattled my brain and had to just sit in the stairwell for several minutes bc I felt like I was going to vomit and possibly shit myself. I stumbled the 50 feet to my job, clocked in, collapsed against the wall for several minutes

Slipped and fell down the concrete stairs from the parking garage on Monday and my coworkers are mad at me bc I can’t put weight on my busted leg for long and have to sit but you know damn well if I’d called out/gone home they’d have thrown a fit.

“I FEEL INVALIDATED” okay??? That’s a you problem. Stop worrying about the identities of strangers.

Logged into Twitter for 5 seconds and was immediately bombarded by children for saying queer identities are often not neatly boxed up. Like ok honey call me when your frontal lobe develops and your “queer space” isn’t a discord server

Holy crap!

There's an ACTUAL NUMBER for PayPal in this!

PayPal is NOTORIOUS for never giving out numbers!!! This is pure gold!

I wish there were a way to kill myself without causing anyone any trouble. Nobody would have to find me. Nobody would have to miss me or wonder what happened to me. I could just be gone and rid everyone of the rotting mess I am

I didn’t start biting my nails until my late teens, which was also the same time I came out and wound up being subjected to aggressive homophobia and transphobia from everyone around me. I’ve never been able to stop and am perpetually embarrassed bc I don’t even have the childhood habit excuse.

I was thinking about chickens in headbands recently #chickens #silkiechickens #art #artsky #aerobics

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

Me: on the verge of a breakdown bc my partner might have fucking cancer
My job: WHAT ARE U WORKING ON????

no because WHY did I have to tell my adult coworker that “stop acting grown” wasn’t a good way to respond to his stepdaughter’s earnest apology? “If I say it’s ok it means I’m weak” I garauntee you it doesn’t, PLEASE just say I forgive you like a NORMAL person

Like my siblings don’t hate me or anything, but we’ve never been close. If I try to have any sort of serious or deep conversation with them it becomes a fight.

I like him, he speaks to me somehow.

My partners siblings are visiting her for the first time in years and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t jealous because if I tried talking philosophy, etc with my siblings they’d look at me like I snorted coke off the table…what must it be like to have siblings that like you?

Wow graystripe how come you got TWO wives #wc #warriorcats #thunderclan #riverclan #silverstream

I need you all to realize the GOP planned this bill's rollout exceedingly poorly...

Hospitals plan medicaid budgets a year in advance. That's why rural ones are closing. Some of the worst effects will be felt as soon as 2026, when the GOP is vulnerable.

They're setting themselves up to fail.

Anyway this is Furbert and I love him #crochet #furby #longfurby

I’m so fucking sick of getting in trouble. People act like we’re friends and then whenever I exhibit the same fucking behavior they do, I’m the one everyone’s mad at.

Thank u. I feel a little better post crashing out

Genuinely might as well off myself because there is literally nothing left to look forward to. It’s fucking over. I wanted so little in the grand scheme of things.

Just found out that this woman who keeps showing up to my job with a bunch of greens we don’t need is getting it from the local FOOD PANTRY. Like no fucking wonder the food pantries are low on food. This lady keeps bringing it to the restaurant as though we can’t BUY OUR OWN PRODUCE