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@bareinthewoods.bsky.social

Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.

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Bernie "I'll adjust your timecards and steal your money" Moreno can kiss my big muscled ass, and my newly minted Italian passport that I keep along with my US one.

01.12.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump will give it out as a Christmas present.

01.12.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump releases fraudster executive days into prison sentence The former investment manager was convicted of defrauding thousands of investors.

While no one was looking....

www.bbc.com/news/article...

01.12.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except when the reporter is female. Then he lobs insults at them and goes back to lying.

01.12.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She belongs on currency FAR and away before Trump does....

01.12.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Leaked pics of the MRI results simplified. A normal brain on the left, and then Trump's on the right......

An old mildew-covered sponge

01.12.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Their putting up placards on the outside of the WH like "The Oval Office" under the guise of decoration.

Walk into a memory care unit sometime and notice the signs "Your closet", "Phone", "Your daughter's name is.." etc etc etc.

The signs aren't decor. They're enabling a dementia patient in charge

01.12.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm betting Adm Bradley comes away from the hearings on this just fine because he'll be the only one there telling the truth.

01.12.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Her poker tell is back. Watch her: before she tells a whopper she always looks down and rearranges the papers on the podium. Then she turns on the patronizing tone and let's it rip.

01.12.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump's MRI dodges are getting 'weirder' after 2-month news blackout: analyst Almost two months after Donald Trump visited Walter Reed Army Hospital for a presidential physical, with the White House later disclosing he underwent โ€œadvanced imaging,โ€ questions have been raised ov...

When they did a MRI for my MS and the big ring was around my head, I knew it was a brain MRI. Without asking.

If fat ass doesn't know what they scanned (LOL) then someone needs to coach him on a better lie.
www.rawstory.com/mri-trump-26...

01.12.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'So laughable': Uproar as White House touts Trump's 'excellent' MRI results The internet had a quick response on Monday following news that President Donald Trump's MRI was apparently "preventative" and that the president remains in "excellent health." White House Press Secre...

LOL look at that; they got jokes.

MRI's are not done for kicks and preventative medicine and if Trump's doc says he has no pressing physical concerns:
A/he's a liar
B/he's a quack
C/he didn't look down and see the fat ankles
D/more than one of these is true

www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...

01.12.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm an expat living here now. It was a rite of passage that I heard it in addition to Bella Ciao, learning to Speak Italian, no cappuccino after 11am, there's no such thing as garlic bread or chicken fettuccine, not breaking the pasta and no pineapple on pizzas.

It's how they roll.

01.12.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's way too early.

I had to read that three times before I got it. Now I have to clean coffee off my keyboard ;)

01.12.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

which explains why he deftly swerved the question.

Markwayne can't resist a hot mic and every time he opens his mouth he proves why he's a Trump sycophant: just as stupid, just as corrupt.

30.11.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every accusation is a confession. Biden is battling cancer and chemo, got out when he knew it was time.

Trump's "never been better" and held together with drugs and spray tan, to say nothing of his obvious mental issues.

30.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you kidding? In a properly functioning government he'd be sitting in a jail cell right now. He did the deed, there's double confirmation. There's no hearsay.

If I did this, I'd have had to start auditioning defense lawyers two days ago. His having a cabinet position should make no difference

30.11.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

restricted here.

I participated cheerfully with the process here. This is how it should be. You need a gun? Prove it, prove it and THEN prove it again.

In the US I can get one at Walmart and my background checker DGAF because they're making 12 bucks an hour.

30.11.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

even with my CV, a full background check and a professional need to carry, I had 4 interviews, a DEEP dive into my personal history and I had to demonstrate 4 times my ability to handle it. Even then? The sidearm gets delivered to the Carabinieri and then to me.

Ps; even certain ammo is...

30.11.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a dem, diehard lib, ex LEO (federal) and a 2nd amendment supporter, BUT:
-No civilians need a semi auto. Ever.
-In the US it's an obscenity that ammo can be bought in a vending machine.
-Gun licensing and background checks in the US are a fucking joke.

I live in Italy now.....cont.

30.11.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a man who actually has a staffer travel around with a portable printer to hard copy things for him. That's all she does.

This reeks of Miller or Cheung. It wasn't Trump's little orange thumbs that did this one.

30.11.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think for a second he wrote this. Proper punctuation, no overuse of capitalization and it's long but not his usual disconnected rambling.

It's too clean. Add to that after a full day of golfing and turkey we're supposed to think an 80 yr old with dementia and fat ankles is up at 1130pm? No.

30.11.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Patel's gallivanting with his girlfriend has earned him a new nickname at the FBI: insider Before getting around to describing FBI Director Kash Patel tenure at the law enforcement agency as a โ€œdumpster fire,โ€ former FBI Special Agent Christopher Oโ€™Leary claimed the Donald Trump appointee h...

Every single day these fuckers make the Nixon administration look like goddamn saints in comparison....

www.rawstory.com/patel-travel/

30.11.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I said it before they got there: If ICE is stupid enough to show up in NYC they better eat their Wheaties because the entirety of the city is gonna mount up and not take their shit.

29.11.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Favorite movie and it had the same impact on me and La Boheme.

Way back when I got to wait on Olympia Dukakis and her daughter a year after it was out. She was a delight, asked for my station five nights in a row and tipped like a Rockefeller.

29.11.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They need to start lacing his BigMac with a Valium the size of a grapefruit....

29.11.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's the affordability President.

I give it until the end of day and someone's constructed a meme of him in superhero gear. Again.

29.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goebbels 2.0/Stephen Miller's greasy little fingeprints are all the fuck over this.....

29.11.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no US government. In DC all that's there is a demented con man giving out pardons to friends and pissing all over the Constitution. His puppet masters line their pockets, could give a shit less about facts and law. They won't stop until the money runs out of he drops dead due to a Big Mac

29.11.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doubtful he wrote those. Trump thinks the country of Colombia is spelled Columbia, and we're supposed to believe he spelled Asfura, Honduras,Tegucigalpa, Xiomara Castro, Moncada correctly?

No.

His feed, some other author. This is a great big con and someone's getting greased for doing it.

29.11.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Navy's 'Doomsday plane' vanishes over the Atlantic during mission Flight-tracking data showed the Navy's 'Doomsday Plane' taking off near Washington, DC on Friday morning and soaring over the Atlantic before disappearing.

Navy's 'Doomsday plane' vanishes over the Atlantic during mission www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...

29.11.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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