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Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.

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Alaskan king crab and a $98k piano —  Pentagon busted for $93 billion spending 'binge' A GOP senator fired a shot across the bow of Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon for going ‘through tens of billions of dollars on impulse purchases” at the end of the fiscal year with multip...

Pickled Pete needed a $21,000 violin.

Amongst other things.

www.rawstory.com/hegseth-pent...

09.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sadly, if Trump can remove mention of it from the National Portrait Gallery (two months ago), pushed DOJ to remove mentions of it, pardon ALL the offenders and had the WH site rewritten to exclude it he's coming after this plaque and won't give a shit about it being installed by law.

Get ready.

07.03.2026 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The interpreter probably short circuited thinking "How in the french fried fuck do I take his mental vomit and make it make sense?" ("I gave a long flowing beautiful sentence" my ass....)

I know 10 year olds more articulate than this semi-animated POS.

07.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Start the clock on Orange Julius writing an EO to have it removed.

No one better act surprised. It's gonna get ripped right back down as soon as one of his sycophants tell him about it.

07.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why is Maher given any press time? At this point he's Megyn Kelly in reverse drag and just as irrelevant.

The quicker he's ignored, the faster he'll scurry back under the kitchen sink where he belongs.

07.03.2026 16:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm sure he's put down his coal shovel in Hell watching this saying "I had to quit and this bastard is celebrated?"

07.03.2026 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Where's Flip Flop Fetterman. He's not out this November but he deserves a primary target on his office right now and plan accordingly.

We have 2 years to groom his primary challenger and get him the fuck out of office.

07.03.2026 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nixon was corrupt as fuck, but even the GOP of those times saw the line in the sand.

Trump? He makes Nixon look like he got busted stealing M&M's with the Presidential seal on them.

07.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Read "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich". Change the names and dates, stop speaking German and it's all the same playbook, all over again.

07.03.2026 16:42 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Who's gonna top then? I'm betting it's Mark because Corey is too used to Cosplay Christie's strap on...

06.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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White House addresses 'redness' on the side of Trump's neck Trump, who is the oldest person to be elected president, has faced questions about his health over the last year.

I'll diagnose him as rotting from the inside out.....

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

02.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it's hell and gone time to admit
-his dementia
-obvious physical problems
-inability to speak a single linear sentence
-his unfettered crime spree
-his enablers/coconspirators are just as guilty

and none of them will stop until they ARE stopped. Elections, arrested, impeachment. Pick one.

02.03.2026 18:55 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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He's decomposing in real time. At this point I can't decide if he's Madelyn Ashton in reverse drag and a fat suit or Helen Sharp.

02.03.2026 18:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Live updates: War spirals further as US and Israel exchange strikes with Iran and its allies The war in the Middle East spiraled further Monday as Israel and the U.S. pounded Iran. Tehran and its allies hit back against Israel, neighboring Gulf states.

What does this even fucking mean? Doesn't have the yips?

Is this a cofefe upgrade?

apnews.com/live/iran-us...

02.03.2026 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's up to 163. When Israeli's were asked about it in the presser?

"Next question".

01.03.2026 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great. Now I have Khameini and Trump stuck in my head doing their rendition of "Anything you can do, I can do better..."

01.03.2026 12:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe if the guy in the Oval didn't take weekends off to go golfing on our dime they wouldn't be pressured to construct a playfort on the fly.

01.03.2026 12:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Called that.

01.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Plus in other shots there are cellphones inside their pretend SCIF.

That they even staged this with no attention to detail is background enough to understand this war they entered us into.

I'm sure they had Obama's shots from bin Laden's killing in mind they they staged this. And failed. Again.

01.03.2026 12:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump bashed for using Mar-a-Lago 'blanket fort' to monitor Iran strikes President Donald Trump was bashed on Saturday after photos emerged of the "blanket fort" at his Mar-a-Lago estate that he used as a Situation Room to monitor the strikes in Iran. The White House poste...

1. I made the same tents with blankets in the house when I was a kid.
2. He looks like deep fried shit. I'd bet anything he doesn't even have a clue what's going on.

www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2...

28.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucker barely looks conscious.

28.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Presidents should not start wars if they can't form a linear sentence, can't find their way around the WH without gaudy signage and fall asleep in meetings on the regular.

But yea - that too.

28.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh yeah. we're about to massively get spanked.

28.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I'm very well aware. And now that they have DHS completely tasked for immigration kidnappings our pants are down.

If anyone thinks 9/11 was the last time ever - they're nuts.

28.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

His successor has already been chosen. You don't rule for 37 years and not plan for this day in the event he gets got or just keels over.

He just became a martyr and his successor is wording the fatwa against those that launched the attacks right now.

This just went from bad to worse.

28.02.2026 20:18 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wanna know who his bio father is at this point. Orange Julius refers to him as "Melania's boy", he looks like none of them and at this stage he's coming up over 7 feet tall and growing.

That ain't Trump genes.

28.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1. The China angle has been disproven, what? 100 times now?
2. He has no power over the elections. Zero.

He can write all the EO's he wants. The smart play is legal groups best be saddling up right now for the moment he does write them so they can challenge them in court befort the Sharpie dries.

28.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He can quip about it all he fucking likes. He has no power to do fuck all about it.

28.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump started a war because it's an election year and he wanted a bump in the polls in the event he can't flat out corrupt the election.

28.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lived there for six months and I concur: they understood the distinction between me and the people in power pulling the strings and no one took it out on me by association in the least. Everyone was truly welcoming

28.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0