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Show #309 Doesn't Clean a Thing

Are you ready for some insanity!? We have the episode for you.

Game 1 - Have I Got Absurd News For You
Game 2 - One Thing or Another
Game 3 - 4 Out of 5 Dentists

Promos From the Middle

#BFYTW #Podcast #Gameshow

Show #309 Doesn't Clean a Thing Are you ready for some insanity!? We have the episode for you. We've got three INSANE news stories this week, so I'm inventing a new game just for these: Game 1 - Have I Got Absurd News For You I've got three news stories, all our players have to do is tell me which one I've judged to be the most insane story of the week. Story 1 - Naked Man Steals An Ambulance With a Patient Inside https://www.wsaw.com/2026/02/19/suspect-identified-stolen-ambulance-chase-with-patient-still-inside/ Story 2 - 'Ridiculous' Plan Developed at Florida Zoo Saves Wild Rhino's Eye in Africa https://apnews.com/article/rhino-eye-treatment-florida-zimbabwe-dcf53d149e13cc077c2739999d2d6d9e Story 3 - Chinese Woman Adjusts Community Mirror for Better Feng Shui, Causes Series of Traffic Accidents https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3341528/china-woman-adjusts-community-traffic-mirror-better-feng-shui-causing-series-accidents Game 2 - One Thing or Another I've got two lists of ten things, and our players just have to tell me whether it's one thing or another. Each player gets to guess at half of each list, and whoever gets more correct after both lists wins the game and earns two episode points. Game 3 - 4 Out of 5 Dentists I've got five surveys asking questions like "what percentage of Americans believe in ghosts", and one player will guess the exact percentage - if they are within ten points high or low, they'll get a point. The other player will guess whether the actual answer is higher or lower, and they'll get a point if they're correct. After all five surveys, the player with the highest score wins the game and gets three episode points. Promos From the Middle Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyJG-PDn6su32Et_eSiC6RQ A MidnightSmoke Production https://bfytwpod.com/?p=1644 https://bfytwpod.com/?p=1644

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My first two registered Apogee games (Wacky Wheels, then Commander Keen Vorticons) were bought in person from this very distributor!

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Show #308 We're Not Lost Anymore
Are you ready for a Final Battle?

Like Share Block
Pop Culture Fight Club
Dumpster Fire

Categories : Recess Valentine's Day, Xbox (the brand), Chris Hemsworth, Wildcard

Promos CrookedTable & WeedStock

Show #308 We're Not Lost Anymore Episode #308 - We're Not Lost Anymore Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Pervert Stealing Underwear From Children's School Caught - Turns Out To Be a Cat - https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360937306/school-mystery-solved-after-cat-burglar-caught-camera Story 2 - Tom Felton Gets Unexpected Fame as Draco Malfoy Becomes Chinese Mascot - https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/world/draco-malfoy-china-new-year-mascot-intl-hnk Story 3 - Pretend Tea Party Proves Apes Can Have Human-Like Imaginations - https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/can-apes-play-pretend-scientists-use-an-imaginary-tea-party-to-find-out Game 2 - Pop Culture Fight Club The game of answering a tough question and defending your position returns! I'll ask each player for the best something or their favorite something from the world of pop culture, and they'll have to explain and defend themselves as best they can, and the best answer as judged by me will get two episode points. When the chips are down, and your back's against the wall, and the villain is just about to achieve their awful goal, what music do you want playing to inspire you to pull victory from the jaws of defeat? In other words, what is your favorite "final" boss song? What song plays in the climactic battle of your movie?Game 3 - Dumpster Fire Categories: Recess Valentine's Day Xbox (the brand) Chris Hemsworth Wildcard Promos Crooked Table & WeedStock Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyJG-PDn6su32Et_eSiC6RQ A MidnightSmoke Production https://bfytwpod.com/?p=1642 https://bfytwpod.com/?p=1642

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Listen or you'll be squished

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Show #307 Math is our Horror Story

This week the Boys are back...but not in studio. Sadly it's been sub zero temps and it's too cold to go outside.

Good news is, We have Games!!!

Like Share Block
Pop Culture Fight Club
The Cost is Correct

Promo Beer'd Al & WeedStock

Show #307 Math is our Horror Story This week the Boys are back...but not in studio. Sadly it's been sub zero temps and it's too cold to go outside. Good news is, We have Games!!! Game 1 - Like Share Block Story 1 - Russia is Developing Remote-Controlled Spy Pigeons https://t-invariant.org/2026/02/doves-of-the-russkiy-mir-how-potanin-s-money-and-the-institute-of-putin-s-daughter-recruit-neuroscience-for-military-service/ Story 2 - 'Blizzard Lizard' Rescued from Winter Storm in Rhode Island https://www.facebook.com/NewEnglandWildlifeCenters/posts/pfbid0XqhXj1NFCmqmnvn6mG6UaxGxnQFpmNvdoBbxTCNVKpkFMHNcTxU8PMFgJgBfECSWl Story 3 - Florida Man Arrested for Exposing Himself and Making Love to a Vacuum Cleaner https://www.scribd.com/document/988975244/Man-Arrested-for-Indecent-Exposure Game 2 - Pop Culture Fight Club The game of answering a tough question and defending your position returns! I'll ask each player for the best something or their favorite something from the world of pop culture, and they'll have to explain and defend themselves as best they can, and the best answer as judged by me will get two episode points. This week, I've been inspired by horror games - a load of my favorite horror games feature horrific acts and scares galore, but what fictional event in a video game, TV show, movie, or book, horrified you the most? What froze your blood completely? Best answer and defense wins. Game 3 - The Cost is Correct 3 items, final bids rules. Promos Beer'd Al WeedStock Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyJG-PDn6su32Et_eSiC6RQ A MidnightSmoke Production Show #306 BFYeopardy https://bfytwpod.com/?p=1640

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Show #306 BFYeopardy This week we are back with another BFYeopardy gameshow. Contestants include Sarah, Maddie, and our very own Stevie. Whose gonna end up on top with these categories:  Body Discovered, Cause of Death, 4-20, Chemical Symbols, Sarah, Ultra Hope, Currencies, 24, Initials, Birds, 90s. Promos On the Lanai and Suggested Articles Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, & Bud https://www.plbud.com/ WeedStock Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt. Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun  Our Merch Available by contacting us. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyJG-PDn6su32Et_eSiC6RQ A MidnightSmoke Production https://bfytwpod.com/?p=1633 https://bfytwpod.com/?p=1633

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Woot! Personal progress and Culinary Progress

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Show #304 Amazing Animals
This week we have a traditional BFYTWepisode themed around Animals.

Game 1 - Have I Got Bad News For You
Game 2 - Pitch Me Baby One More Time
Game 3 - Just Correlate

Promos Grab'em In The Brisket & Married with TV

#Animals #Games #Improv #BFYTW

WooHoo!

Listen to the Ogre, we are funny sometimes.

They really went all out on this one! I've no skin in this. They're hysterical and the show is super fun. I yolk you not. So Ogre say go listen & watch Because Fuck You, That's Why! 🤘🏼😆

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The Time Line is fracturing...probably because of AI. Well lets make the best of it and play some games.

Game 1 Have I Got Good News For You
Game 2 Tinfoil Hat
Game 3 Dumpster Fire

Promos: From The Middle & Crooked Table

Topics: CES, Butts, Flowers, Dogs, Penis, Mortal Kombat

Show #301 Taskmaster 300 Post Mortem

The BFYTW crew is back from our Live 300th episode in Colorado Springs. So we invited everyone back to hang and talk about the events.

Well I -could- have been interested but since they’re using generative slop I’m not. That simple. Dumb asses.

We are back this week with an all new episode and all new guest!

#Onthelanai #Goldengirls #goldengirlspodcast #onthelanaipod
#newepisode #comingsoon #funwithfriends #comejoinus #havesomecheesecake

This is the coolest headline/image combo I've ever seen in my life

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Show #301 Taskmaster 300 Post Mortem

The BFYTW crew is back from our Live 300th episode in Colorado Springs. So we invited everyone back to hang and talk about the events.

Woot!

Already watched. Amazing. Can't wait to dive into Part 2. Luckily don't have to wait (Patreon *wink wink*)

Get that Funny!

That's horrible. There's no excuse for anyone not getting medicatio that's needed.

Sending you love and hope you see some light in this darkness.

This was fantastic on all levels