Jess Winfield

I won't click. Brooks manages to be superciliously self-congratulatory about being wrong about absolutely everything. Just this morning I was thinking maybe I'd re-up NYT Games at least. Changed my mind.

"Some?" Dude, get it from the library.

"Artists?"

Stephen Miller is living out his Nazi illusions in real time. It's time to dismantle his Nazi Wet Dreams. Just say NO to Nazis we did it before we must do it again.

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

I left Twitter two years ago and haven’t regretted it once. Popping back in to say you can do it too. Staying here means choosing to let your mind marinate in a right-wing cesspool. I don’t care how savvy you imagine yourself to be, you’re not immune to its distortions. Get out.

Time for my annual Get Out tweet. Feels like a lost cause at this point but anyway …

He's totally gonna fuck a horse.

This photo!

Fuckin A.

Hey Texas and Missouri Fuck around with our state California and find out. You called our bluff Yes on 50 will show you what we are made of it.

IDF warns aid workers only hospitals are protected sites in northern Gaza Israeli military says aid infrastructure could be targeted after order to ‘all Gaza residents and inhabitants’ to leave

All aid workers, shelter in hospitals. Because, come on, we're not monsters. We never bomb hospitals. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

Yeah, great. (Bloomer my fantasy keeper.)

Is it possible -- and this is self-declared satire (or is it?) from a professional satirist and therefore protected speech -- that Brendan Carr is in the Epstein Files? Just asking for a friend of a friend of a satirist friend.

Yes, we decide what's acceptable. Letting the fascists win because Kamala took money from rich Jews to try to beat them? That's unacceptable to me, and even more baffling. Hope that you ever participate in a free election again.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Policy-wise: I agree. Politically: Sometimes you have to vocally support someone who doesn't align 100% with you on policy and tactics in order to defeat fascism. This is one of those times. Do better.

And now you're pro-Trump. See how purity tests work?

@CNN, hot news tip: They are not there to crack down on crime.

Literally following you, here and wherever you go. Not in a creepy way.

Sending healing energy from Angel City.

Hey Forney, tell me you don't understand what the Reichstag Fire was without telling me.

Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office

Ouch.

Thanks, we needed that.

Everyone go hug the Angel City fans in your life, it looks like the panic has reached its peak and will stay there until something announced or the window closes on Thursday.

Never ever?

Dude, appreciate your work, but you plant flags firmly on the slippery slopes of some highly questionable hills.

Technically:

Horatio, *Hamlet* V.ii.xx But yes.