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realising that GMing is basically the same as being jigsaw. I rock up every week and just make up situations to terrorise and inconvenience my friends.

Lots of small rat models spray painted brown

A dog covered in mud with the caption: “go my shit hound. Hunt down my adversaries”

same vibes tbh

Every Day I Am Haunted By Having Male Cats

I’ve been meaning to take a picture of this and post it with an almost identical caption for weeks now, great minds etc etc

heartbreaking tbh, they should be supportive of Free Goth Boots

and honestly I’d take you up on the offer if I didn’t always wear trousers too baggy to fit tall boots over

A painted miniature skaven (rat man) with a sword and shield.

fodder for the machine!! still need to grime him up

the profound sadness on seeing this image is comparable only to watching christ being crucified in real time.

also makes me wonder if they’re my size

A man with long blond hair and sunglasses pointing at a big statue of a space marine.

large boy

running to qmc rn

he’s really excited to watch the new pavement film, I think he’s far too gone to save now

partner started drinking cafetière coffee instead of instant, but he did also start getting into the Silver Jews in 2025. Uncertain what these signs might mean

Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn (2000)

he just told me that back in his day he ate a mouse every hour. nice try old man

a corn snake right next to the glass on the front of his vivarium. he looks expectantly at the lock, expecting me to open it and give him a mouse

the same corn snake near the front glass of his vivarium. this time, his tongue is flicking out, looking for a mouse. he will not be getting a mouse today because he has a reasonable feeding schedule.

every time I go near crawley he thinks I’m going to give him a mouse. sorry king but I have your best interests at heart and they do not involve me giving you a mouse 8-12 times a day.

would love to be a notebook dm and never have to fear the failure of technology but unfortunately I struggle to read my own handwriting

all my beautiful months of dnd prep… my Barovian calendar… pages of information on my two favourite NPCs who have very little relevance to the story…

lost all my Obsidian files to a bust SSD and I’ll be honest I think that hurt even more than losing all my bg3 saves

other possible bribes include lipton peach iced tea and black bean crunchwraps

A copy of Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition Curse of Strahd

a dear friend of mine and player in my curse of strahd campaign bought me this yesterday- this is your friendly reminder that yes, GMs can be bribed

Idek what you used on my shin but I’m pretty sure it was devil bites

when you get a tattoo and they crack out the 9 round shader 💀💀😭😭😭😭😔

oh god please don’t tell Pete

Mr. Blue Sky Electric Light Orchestra · Out of the Blue · Song · 1977

Gothphobic. Reporting you to mr bluesky open.spotify.com/track/2RlgNH...

To be fair, I can see why people would in fact batter 11 refs

does it still count if the ball is a skull?

Toilet graffiti reading “slide tackle your local goth” which would be fine if I had played rugby instead of being gay

me, a man with vampire fang piercings: starting to think this bar is not in my best interests

A photo of a set list from the band Melin Melyn. Only half of the set list can be seen, another piece of paper covers the rest. The piece of paper is a message from the Evil Greedy Landlord, saying that he will be evicting the band from their mill. It’s a difficult one to explain, to be honest.

did get some loot however (courtesy of my partner, who has longer arms and less unnecessary shame than I do)

heartbroken to say I did in fact not do that. instead I watched the show like a normal person and had a truly euphoric time

a blurry image of a black and brown long haired cat facing the camera, confusion in his eyes. he looks like an absolute moron and I love him.

ah yes. the creature

fr, I was always such a little nerd, idk how to be edgy and intimidating as an adult