penis envy

i need some of that sparky sliding gear

get over yourself! grow up! the effort it takes to succeed pales in comparison to all the effort you’re already putting into avoidance! stop being a victim and choose to build a life worth living! you only have the present so release yourself of what’s keeping you stuck and get the fuck up!!

wait till gen z hears about gen z

actually my time

like we have to stop repeating ourselves hoping to yield a different result

she fujoshi on my thirl till i yaoi

learn how to do a cut crease idk ANYTHING -- try contrast, try to make your mug into a signature, PUT A WIG ON, and stop acting like drag queens are out to get you and NO pretending to be babies that's all for no maybe

and in terms of eyelashes if you're not painting a big and hopefully beautiful eye shape then tsk the garage doors off, and otherwise just cut the ends of a little wispy and angle it UPPPPP. not rocket science

and i think safety pins are chopped and so is glueing random shit to a blazer and calling it a day

i think the way drag king culture tries to coddle everyone's feelings plays way more into the toxic masculinity we try so hard to distance ourselves from than if we were to be straight up honest

drag king takes on the TL should i post mine?

one night with bridget jones would cure me

i said "you are so beautiful" she said "thanks!"

when i was like 8 i sent her a handwritten letter

BAWK

DRAG TRAITORS 3 🔪🩸

Cast Reveal - Day 1️⃣

Our first 7 players fighting for the prize pot are…

Abhijeet
Dan
Ms. Tacky
Penis Envy

thinking about the summer i had one long ear infection bc i was on the worlds longest bender that gave me esophageal erosion that got into my sinuses

nothing like a hanna horvath who thinks they're a samantha

judging tomorrow!! i think i am a great judge im very articulate and constructive and fun to listen to and overall here to remind you its not that serious so let's go queents

one night with martha may whovier would cure me

some of yall could never

girl whatever

delete!!!!!

twinnnnnbyyy

TW: violence

Reposting for my sister Haley here bc she’s not on Bsky. Please if you have anything to spare send it my girls way

can't stand the sound of winter sniffling. i know this makes me sound evil but it's like, just blow your nose

and actually i love being me

OK BUT ACTUALLY CUZ IDK WHY U WERE DOIN IT LIKE THAT