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he/him; proud of my kids; Guardian reading, tofu eating wokeratus; LGBTQIA+ supporter; #fcknazis, #fckafd, #fcktrump; ✊ Γ–PN✌️; LLM-AI vegan; no DMs w/o interaction; 🌍 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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πŸ˜‚ Brilliant!

Those in the other "House" don't even dance.

31.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ist doch nett, dass die Fahrdienstleiter auch mal meckern dürfen aber manchmal auch sehr lustig sein dürfen. 😁

31.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Durchsage im RE: "Unsere obersten Denker haben beschlossen, die Fernverkehrsstatistik nicht weiter zu verschlechtern, und deswegen müssen wir jetzt hier an die Seite fahren und warten, bis dann irgendwann einmal ein sogenannter weißer Zug an uns vorbeifÀhrt. Aber so ist das nun mal." /2

31.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Au schade! Jetzt wollte ich extra in die Slowakei fahren um meine kriminelle Karriere nach meiner langen Grippe wieder aufzunehmen.

WΓ€re doch so schΓΆn gewesen ein Land zu besuchen, das wieder einen Putin-Stiefellecker gewΓ€hlt hat.

31.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tone deafness? I wish for anyone who has to use that abomination the mercy of blindness.

31.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Right Can Keep Its Raisins Out Of Our Potato Salad, Thank You They don't contribute to our culture, they don't get to say what it is.

This is so true. There's a reason why nearly everybody whose music appears in connection with The Clown wins an injunction against it, and the Kennedy Center's ticket sales are falling through the floor.

31.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. ambassador to Canada goes on expletive-laced tirade at Ontario’s trade representative, witnesses say | CBC News The U.S. ambassador to Canada delivered an expletive-laced tirade at Ontario's trade representative at an event in Ottawa on Monday, multiple witnesses tell CBC News

It seems like Pete Hoekstra finally found "Canadians who are passionate about the American-Canadian relationship", and they all want, to say it with British understatement, that "the cunt should go home!"

31.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, there are some who regret it, but seeing the light to admit that they did it to piss off liberals looks like a step too far for me. Most people want to find something mitigating their actions.

I'm happy about everyone stopping to reject fascists, though.

31.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd say to her that it's a fake account. If she were really a MAGA woman and all that happened to her, she'd still blame Biden or Antifa.

31.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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AOC loses battle with Pelosi over Oversight Committee post Representative Gerry Connolly, reportedly backed by the former speaker, beat out Ocasio-Cortez to become the committee's ranking member.

They didn't even elected her as top Democrat of the House Oversight Committee. Too much fresh air for the dinosaurs.

31.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can't reach something, you can still try to tear it down to your level.

31.10.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My AAA batteries never last four hours. Better take AA. 😁

31.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But it's a good thing for South Africa to get rid of *those* whites. My country has Nazis, too. What do we need to get them a visa to the US?

31.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That wouldn't work. They need people to consume, so they need a strong middle class. They'd like the women staying at home, but it won't be easy to achieve that fully. The H1B visa would dry out. There won't be many educated Indians, who currently are the majority, who would move to such a country.

31.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that they could be redeemed everywhere. The Waltons think long-term. The Clown's policies are targeted to create a new white impoverished lumpenproletariat, which should take the role of the immigrants. These are going to be the new customers and even cheaper workers. Won't work, though.

31.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know that. I heard that they get rid of their competitors. But that wouldn't work in more urban regions. I didn't think about that.

31.10.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is brilliant!

31.10.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so surprised! I wonder how many of them voted for a pedophile in the last election...

31.10.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like it's caked in concrete! 😁

31.10.2025 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does he hide that Biden destroyed the East Wing!

31.10.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bluesky user counter reaching 40.000.000.

Bluesky user counter reaching 40.000.000.

Wow, I didn't forget it! 😁

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31.10.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He doesn't "look" like he's Mexican, otherwise he wouldn't have decided like that.

31.10.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a bit less aggressive than Chruschtschow, though. 😁

I love the signal chat joke!

31.10.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that I think that they would give any evidence to the police, but I also don't think there is much. Criminals don't tend to record their crimes.

He was a third-rank royal, and he wouldn't have taken his two-man security detail into Epstein's bedroom.

31.10.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could you imagine The Clown doing that? His office would have sent a letter with a request for a donation and an offer for a time share in North Korea.

31.10.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ich hÀtte ja gesagt, dass Windows 11 zu Hirnblutungen führen kann, aber jetzt muss ich das für die Arbeit benutzen. ☹️

31.10.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But given her facial expression she was obliged to have a photo session with him, diaper smell included.

31.10.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wonder how Walmart is surviving the government shutdown. Now that SNAP is being stopped, most of its workforce can't afford to buy food.

31.10.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I would check the legal situation a little further. They might still be allowed to request the footage directly from the owner, even when it's not stored in the cloud. A CCTV without storage would be the safer option if you just need a remote live feed.

31.10.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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