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he/him; proud of my kids; Guardian reading, tofu eating wokeratus; LGBTQIA+ supporter; #fcknazis, #fckafd, #fcktrump; ✊ Γ–PN✌️; LLM-AI vegan; no DMs w/o interaction; 🌍 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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It's going to end in two weeks.

03.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

President Zelensky:

"But despite everything, Ukrainians made it through this difficult winter, when Russia did not even try to seek justification for its bestial strikes on civilian critical infrastructure"

Slava Ukraini πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βœŠ

03.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You forgot the "claiming victory" part.

02.03.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣 That is brilliant! Also, it solved two hotly discussed questions in one.

02.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I solved that, if my kids visit me they're cleaning after me. 😁

02.03.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If they got agoraphobia, they'll be happy to stay in there!

02.03.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But at least part of the population was moved back a decade later (until they were evacuated again due to radioactive poisoning).

02.03.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, it's going to be the Vice-Ajatollah, like in Venezuela?

02.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Projection on a tower of Windsor castle of a photo of Epstein and Trump. It is as high as the tower.

Projection on a tower of Windsor castle of a photo of Epstein and Trump. It is as high as the tower.

Conference building with a huge projection (20m high?) at the top and the text, "Vladimir and Nigel welcome you to Birmingham" between photos of Vladimir Putin and Nigel Farage.

Conference building with a huge projection (20m high?) at the top and the text, "Vladimir and Nigel welcome you to Birmingham" between photos of Vladimir Putin and Nigel Farage.

Huge 30*30 metres? transparent on the floor with the text, "Yes it's a genocide".

Huge 30*30 metres? transparent on the floor with the text, "Yes it's a genocide".

TeSSla factory near Berlin. The huge TESLA letters are prefixed with an illumination "BOYCOTT"

TeSSla factory near Berlin. The huge TESLA letters are prefixed with an illumination "BOYCOTT"

Of course, Led by Donkeys! The welcome to The Clown on Windsor Castle, the projection at the Reform party conference, the genocide projection, and the co-operation with the Zentrum fΓΌr politische SchΓΆnheit in Berlin.

02.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What is happening with the world when the German police out-nices Canada! 😁

02.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But regardless of the outcome, he'll declare it as a success.

02.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Widerlich. Die USA bombardiert Grundschulen, aber ein Angriff auf MilitΓ€rbasen ist unangemessen.

02.03.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SNL monologue.

02.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm really disappointed that they didn't hang Charlie Kirk in the centre, with Booker T. Washington on one side and Catharine Beecher on the other side. After all, he made racist *and* sexist remarks.

02.03.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have no idea of the kinks of those Maga perverts. I don't even think about what they'd do if they got hold of the roadkill that's nailed on his forehead.

02.03.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm really disappointed that they didn't hang Charlie Kirk in the center, with Booker T. Washington on one side and Catharine Beecher on the other side. After all, he made racist *and* sexist remarks.

02.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not a joke. Sadly, I didn't find the questionnaire. There was a map of Asia with four countries marked, one of them Afghanistan and none of the others in the same region.

02.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before you obliterate it again, you must literate it first, and you know that Trump and 'literate' don't mix...

02.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They can't! They told for a decade in their local bar how they killed Bin Laden as Green Berets and parachuted into Fallujah as Navy SEALs. Sometimes they mix it up, but they're definitely barred from another tour due to highly confidential information...

02.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know, and I didn't want to accuse them of incest, either. 😁

02.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All the cryptocurrencies went up around 5%. It seems war is a perfect environment for corruption and crime.

02.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After their weapons program was "totally obliterated" half a year ago.

02.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What happens there, did Hegseth stole a little girl from him?

02.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Election button with the text, "Let's make America great again. Reagan '80" on a stylised US flag.

Election button with the text, "Let's make America great again. Reagan '80" on a stylised US flag.

Funny how an election slogan lives for 70 years, unlike others who are just stolen.

02.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eric wanted to, but bailed out when he noticed that he wouldn't go to Chuck E. Cheese.

02.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a young princess Elizabeth (later queen) serving as soldier in WWII. She sits at the wheel of a lorry, leaning out and looking to the front.

Picture of a young princess Elizabeth (later queen) serving as soldier in WWII. She sits at the wheel of a lorry, leaning out and looking to the front.

Sometimes even completely correct commas don't prevent ambiguity. 😁 Queen Elizabeth was married to Princess Anne?

I found endless photos of Anne in uniform, but none where she is active. Elizabeth seems to have been a useful member, being pretty good at repairing and driving large trucks.

02.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Avatar of Iris on a horse in front of a mountain side. The original photo is known from Putin with bare breasts.

Avatar of Iris on a horse in front of a mountain side. The original photo is known from Putin with bare breasts.

You don't need that; you're beautiful enough and probably sit better on a horse than him.

02.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm very clear that I respect the office. I learnt in school that you capitalise the words to express your respect. So, I always write 'The Clown'. You respect the office, not the needy, pathetic little shit who cheated his way to it.

02.03.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0