Michael Preston

Brett Yormark spent months hyping something that turned out terrible WELL I NEVER

Any time there's an accident on the west end of the West Seattle Bridge, the comments are a nuclear fall out zone.

...SONOFABITCH

/trips over both cats, the child, multiple strewn about toys to get to the TV

I heard a similar argument from my daughter and her friends when I told them to stop standing on the back of a couch.

Someone haul Pam Bondi back in front of Congress to check and see if we can ask about the Epstein files now.

Pretty enormous win if you want some cushion to drop a dumb one later.

Enjoying the slate KHN pushes to affiliates for commercials instead of the actual commercials, great guitar riffs on the music too.

The speed at which Boebert backs down here is startling even for her.

Four American troops are dead fighting a war we haven't received a coherent explanation as to **why** it's being fought and this dude is talking about his drapes.

Truly befuddling to me how anyone could think this dude cares about them or their well being, like, at all.

Or YOU'RE WELCOME for the free hat

See, this is why our season tickets were in the AmEx Club. A bar 27 steps from our seat, a bathroom a little further and so far back and behind a net, it never makes sense to toss a hat!

Akin to something I've heard multiple times, just in the last couple months:

"Every kid is your kid."

I have no idea who is scoring the games at Climate Pledge but that's two hat tricks they've taken away AFTER the hats were thrown.

These are all **his** dudes outside of Gerritts, the back up point guard.

The team is their coach. He needs to get fired tomorrow. Let an assistant coach the tournament.

Two years in a row, the team hasn't been good AND they have flat given up on their coach.

He has to go, man.

David Riley, call a moving company, pal.

Wow so I guess the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing now, huh?

I've been in this barn for a lot of hockey and it hasn't had this energy since the Kraken were in the playoffs. Super fun.

This place is JAMMED.

Groceries too expensive? Not my problem, eat the offal that you have no idea how to prepare properly.

Buy new ones with your $50 million!

Okay, no, I like this plan:

- 1.5 laps around a track per hour
- 1 taco per hour
- 1 beer per hour

I'm taking it literally!

The tacos and beer are very accomplishable in a normal wake window.

The running I would need every moment of that day.

My shin splints would require surgical intervention but a beer and a taco per hour pace is doable.

"LOL that's what you get for laughing with Trump."

No, that comes later. Trying to fight someone because he hits himself in the face with his stick is juat how Brady Tkachuk operates in his day to day.

You guys are saying "karma" but this is just Peak Brady Tkachuk.

Feels like Netflix thinks they can buy the whole thing for pennies on the dollar in about 5 years.

In the meantime, this sucks!

This is several years overdue and also you can't let Scott Barnes make another hire.