Clothed sex is so fucking hot. The filth of lifted skirts, tight thigh highs, a slightly unbuttoned blouse, a fallen bra strap, t-shirts held up in their teeth, tits pulled out the top of the dress? The panties to the SIDE? The feeling of the belt against your thighs?? BaayBEEEE. It's my fav 🖤

Just thinking about you

Rampager all assembled and mad about it

She asked what I was doing

Monochrome Monday, eh?

Absolute perfection

I need someone on me like

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My brain

Same. It's probably the wine, though, on my end.

No judgment… just curiosity.
Would you have sex with one of your followers?
Repost this.

Very NSFW post I said I'd make

timeline cleanse SFW

I really need a short chick who can handle that

Sloppily makeout session>>>>>>>>

Put it directly on my face, please and thank you

I am, 100% and without hesitation, an ass man.

I was in onboarding for a new job doing a thing on safety (we use SafeStart) and, on the first part of a five part series, while taking a test at the end of this workbook, I got a papercut while turning the page. Needed a bandaid and that, technically, made it a recordable safety incident.

I totally have a Threads crush. Wait...wrong app.

P-p-please...?

I just need to do this to someone until I feel better.

Lipstick rings so you can challenge yourself

A gray and white bunny eats fresh green leaves offered by a hand.

Bed time depression yay!

Sit in my lap facing me and lets workshop your character's backstory for DnD

I didn't even think about how easy this'll be to fix! Thank fuck, because I have to write the date *a lot* at work.

Have you seen Blue Mountain State?

Wanna guess what I got for Christmas...? #Warhammer40k #ChaosKnights40K