Michael Simons

What think in those cases: It is still devexp, worry not. Question is though who's developers.

Danke, liebe Stadt @stadtaachen.bsky.social dass es in Aachen so eine tolle Schwimmbad-Infrastruktur gibt, trotz all der Probleme in diesem Jahr. Hangeweiher einfach bestes Freibad, und die Hallen sind auch super. Von euren Mitarbeitenden ganz zu schweigen, machen alle einen tollen Job.

Das ganze scheint ein Missverständnis gewesen zu sein, gesagt wurde scheinbar "Jederzeit gerne wieder" oder so.

Wow, cool!

I am so gonna try out my tiles with it biking.michael-simons.eu/explorer/

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Great example of why text analysis is still a topic that should be taught in school. The earlier, the better. And be fresher in adult life.

Thanks @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social Great post.

(Pls make the image clickable so that one get view the full size easier)

Was that even a question?

Architects: "Singleton classes are not allowed in this codebase!"
Developers: Highlander.java

But that is at least clearly visible, we are not that evil.

The i and I think u are really mean.

Languages, such fun.

I know :) We have colleagues with roots in Turkey, he finds all the fun bits.

I need to post this everywhere as bookmark and reminder for myself: On a non-english machine, the only working way I found to make recent #Java version reliable use English or whatever you prefer in bash or zsh is `export JAVA_TOOL_OPTIONS="-Duser.language=en"`

My nerves.

Good legs and everything. Enjoy.

Happens to the best. While I used the same stem type / valve everywhere, I managed to grab one with a too short stem now two times, lol…

#Tilehunting now with #fries

biking.michael-simons.eu/explorer/

As it is intended to be.

#Cyling #FrietAthlete

Ich hätte es gerne gesehen.

Das wird genauso lustig wie

- "Smartphones made in USA."
- "Carbon bikes made in USA."
…etc.

President Trump threatened to break up Nvidia, didn't even know what it was — 'What the hell is Nvidia? I've never heard of it before' Trump made the admission during a speech to launch his new AI Action Plan

"Trump continued, "I said, 'Who the hell is he? What's his name?' 'His name is Jensen Huang, Nvidia, ' I said, 'What the hell is Nvidia?' I've never heard of it before."

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Lol, I guess? #AI #NVIDIA #Trump

On the bright side of things: Each and every release pushed out today is back to normal speed, or even faster than ever it feels like it, with central.sonatype.com. I appreciate their service.

"Why did you use CompletionStage everywhere?" - "Reasons…"

The answer to that question should be "no" in 95% of the cases. The rest ist basically tabs v spaces (one of the reasons for me I prefer the Spring one (tabs by default)).

Sorry I didn't express myself proper: The build will fail (in our cases, before we even run the test). For the most bits there is an automatic formatter, some need manual intervention (like JavaDoc bits etc).
Nothing does anything on committed code on ur behalf. U have to if you want a green build

Agree! (Haven't used it yet, but colleagues told me the same)

Yeah, but the best formatter is tied to a company I personally would rather not endorse.

Haha, ok.
For me the relevant point is: It is all enforced during built anyway. And for most of what can be automatically formatted from the ~poison~ build tool of your choice, there's a command for it.

Spring Java-Format, check style, and a plugin for the IDE of your choice, done.

I recommend the Spring Java Format because it "just works", if you rely must, can be easily adapted with check style settings.

This is a really good and interesting conversation between my colleagues @jimbobc.bsky.social and @alekusi.bsky.social from @neo4j.com about new ideas and research for a #graph #database #runtime and gratefully focusing on system engineering and little on AI for a change.

Generallly speaking, "Don't take pictures so vile that you cause a pair of stone parrots to projectile vomit" seems to be sound life advice.

Oh, so you didn't bring any cycles with you for climbing Stelvio? Impressive.

You meant 0.0.1-alpha0

Well, what about just don't use the shit-hole? Neither for reading let alone posting. Leave them fascist in their own dirt.

🚀 Neo4j Migrations 2.18.1 has been released! https://github.com/michael-simons/neo4j-migrations/releases/tag/2.18.1