Interview question:
"What is a Lazy Constant?" - "Lifegoals."
Kidding aside, great feature.
31.10.2025 08:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ofc I am in the process of bumping all build pipelines to #Java25 while still releasing for 17… Why postpone this and get all the problems at once (that is, if any, hasn't been an issue for a while). #Java
29.10.2025 09:38 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
🚀 Neo4j Migrations 2.20.1 has been released! https://github.com/michael-simons/neo4j-migrations/releases/tag/2.20.1
29.10.2025 09:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you. I got rid of a few illusions, which is probably not a bad thing.
28.10.2025 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🚀 Neo4j Migrations 2.20.0 has been released! https://github.com/michael-simons/neo4j-migrations/releases/tag/2.20.0
28.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Uffz. That's awful to hear.
24.10.2025 06:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What do you mean by "slow"?
24.10.2025 06:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SQL Shader
@samaaron.bsky.social did you see this?
I think you like this…
dmkskd.github.io/sql-shader/
You can change the query in real time and play around. @duckdb.org WASM in the Browser
18.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Because it's beautiful? At least in my view.
18.10.2025 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SQL Shader
Dafug.
dmkskd.github.io/sql-shader/
A #SQL Shader.
Running in a Browser.
Wow.
18.10.2025 04:55 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’d join u.
17.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I mean, even most boys grew out of calling them once out of curiosity or didn’t they? Unsure not that I think of it.
looking back so harmless compared to what is now available everywhere.
17.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🤣 oh man. How do I get that imagine ever again out of my head?! Reife KI in Deiner Nachbarschaft will mit Dir reden. RUF JETZT AN!
17.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
On that post: *insert two button meme here options AGI / pivot to porn
Effectively, “the internet is for porn” still is effect.
17.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
YouTube video by IntelliJ IDEA, a JetBrains IDE
Flyway: From Open Source Side Project to Multimillion Exit – Axel Fontaine | The Marco Show
Absolute fantastic conversation between Marco Behler and @axelfontaine.bsky.social about #Flyway #Database migration.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwF2...
17.10.2025 12:23 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
@duckdb.org has it too, quite useful
16.10.2025 13:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thanks ofc for sharing that blog post into my TL. Much appreciated.
15.10.2025 14:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nice how it touches on the Tower of Babel like stack, i.e. one could also just have a look what React solves compared with what a web app actually needs; and how React would compare to native of old.
Could go into detail how I think that parts of these stacks has always been a fight on class,too.
15.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Na danke.
Das geht jetzt wieder den Tag nicht weg.
15.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#Neo4j #embedded on #Java 25 and I find that #GoL actually quite relaxing…
gist.github.com/michael-simo...
15.10.2025 08:45 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Folks saying: "With a coding assistant I can finally focus and design and specs. This makes me x more productive."
Serious question: How were they not doing that before? They just jumped into IDE without doing any design whatsoever? Whacking code together they gobbled from SO and hope for the best?
13.10.2025 07:07 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
Very welcome, thank you!
10.10.2025 13:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
JEP 506: What are Scoped Values and how can they be used?
Writing Friday: On #JEP506, #ScopedValues
What are they and how can they be used?
michael-simons.eu/p/JEP506_wha...
#Java #Java25 #JEP
10.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Great thread u found there. I do agree with every point.
04.10.2025 06:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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