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Stephen Clouse

@stephenclouse.bsky.social

30-year software engineer, avid gamer, weather geek. Currently hacking on https://weather.gov for @nws.noaa.gov I created api.weather.gov. Personal account, views are solely my own.

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A dialog from Windows Update informing that Windows 11 version 25H2 is available and offering to download and install

A dialog from Windows Update informing that Windows 11 version 25H2 is available and offering to download and install

look, Microsoft, there is literally nothing you can put here that will get me to click on this

18.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œawful people donโ€™t deserve to be killed, but they donโ€™t deserve to be praised, eitherโ€ is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

11.09.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45313    ๐Ÿ” 8508    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 629    ๐Ÿ“Œ 261

God: "Please stop dragging me into anything involving these fucking hellspawn bastards"

04.03.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Go fast and break things" is still driven by logic, data, and expertise.

There is zero of that in any move by Elon and DOGE. This is just shooting everything in sight because the shareholders said so.

04.03.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The private sector" can't do shit, they're all using NOAA's satellites, radars, and obs networks.

And that's the whole point, to get us to pay twice: get government to subsidize the difficult/expensive part, block it from public use, then paywall the output.

Corporations: the real parasite class.

03.03.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are, indeed, being run like a business - one just purchased by private equity and being stripped for parts before an inevitable bankruptcy proceeding

03.03.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

something something never thought the leopards would eat my face etc etc

02.03.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He doesn't want technically proficient people working inside the government to improve things because he can shift all that work to his contractor buddies at 10x the cost to the taxpayer.

02.03.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While I have the mic, I'm gonna shout out Colin Murphy, Greg Walker, and Nate Borrebach, who were all leading that effort from the 18F side. Three of the sharpest guys I've ever worked with in 30 years of this trade.

You deserve so much better.

02.03.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On top of everything else at NOAA, NWS had an agreement with 18F for the modernization/redesign of weather.gov which was well underway. Literal man-years of effort just lit on fire, probably DOA now.

"Government efficiency" my ass. This is retribution on agencies that refused to bend the knee.

02.03.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't even figure out what they counted there.

The whole KC metro (KS and MO) is around 2.2m

The actual city is just over 500k

I can't find any rational combination of things that would get you to 1.6m.

08.10.2023 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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