@ronnypascale.bsky.social
A very famous comedian.
Some people become politicians because they really enjoy kissing babies.
19.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1I'm tired of the news. Please just tell me who I'm suppose to be mad at today.
19.11.2025 17:28 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Movie pitch: Jury Seinfeld. It’s like 12 Angry Men but every man is Jerry Seinfeld.
19.11.2025 02:22 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0It will be after my campaign.
18.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Skinny jeans shouldn't come in sizes. They should come with age limits.
18.11.2025 19:21 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0TV Show Pitch: Drunk Search History. It's like Drunk History but you have to explain what's in your search history, all of it.
14.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I've been learning Russian the right way: watching porn with the captions on.
29.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 31 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0Someone tried to insult me by calling me a "Hollywood elite". I was supposed to be upset but instead I gave an acceptance speech.
01.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 29 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1I'm just really good at talking.
01.11.2025 01:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching people trick-or-treat in costume around Hollywood makes me realize non-Angelenos think this is just a regular Friday here.
01.11.2025 00:43 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Someone tried to insult me by calling me a "Hollywood elite". I was supposed to be upset but instead I gave an acceptance speech.
01.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 29 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1I've been learning Russian the right way: watching porn with the captions on.
29.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 31 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0Anyone else been using Sora to make videos of them playing catch with their father?
12.10.2025 22:17 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why does the security at Ross Dress for Less have a body cam? What kinda shit is going down that they will give their life to protect these discounted blouses?
12.10.2025 21:35 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The best part of being a 40 year old college student is I can blame any weight gain on the Freshman 15.
12.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Wanna do me a huuuuge favor? I did a set of mostly new stuff yesterday. It's short, 5 mins.
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
New merch, would you wear that shirt?
12.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I adore you David Williams
12.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But did you "like"? 😉
12.10.2025 16:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0HERO.
12.10.2025 16:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I agree
12.10.2025 16:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wanna do me a huuuuge favor? I did a set of mostly new stuff yesterday. It's short, 5 mins.
Like on YT, please?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0yM...
I feel bad for robots.
Thirty years ago, we promised them they'd be flying cars.
Instead, today Los Angeles is full of little food delivery robots.
Imagine being promised the gift of flight... and ending up delivering burritos in the Valley.
I DO I REALLY EFFING DO
11.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I lucid dream a lot. I wake up to write jokes that, in my dream state, seem amazing. But when I wake up and read them, they are never good.
Last night I wrote: Did you hear about the baseball player who got pulled over? When the cop asked for ID, he gave him his rookie card..
Eek.
I am not a whisky snob. If a whisky needs to tell me how old it is, I can't afford it.
I want a whisky that holds up three fingers and says "I'M THIS MANY!"
🤣
05.10.2025 14:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My phone autocorrected “Elvis Impersonator” to “Elvis Impregnator”. That’s a completely different type of Las Vegas wedding.
04.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 78 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0The only thing worse than bad tattoos is a bad email address. I can hide my tattoos but I don't have to put them on my resume.
02.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0If you are what you eat, then my dog is a big piece of sidewalk shit.
30.09.2025 02:27 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
