Tim

We need to talk about naked mole rats
theoatmeal.com/comics/naked...

Area Man's Knee Making Weird Sound

Area Man's Knee Making Weird Sound https://theonion.com/area-mans-knee-making-weird-sound-1819574528/

That was exhausting for all of us.

Lol they're not your friends, Kash.

And you can't use federal resources—including the FBI's $62M private jet—to go on a taxpayer-funded Olympic getaway & locker room bender.

Adding it to the evidence file for our investigation, @raskin.house.gov.

Family Lets Cars Come Inside House During Snowstorm

Family Lets Cars Come Inside House During Snowstorm https://theonion.com/family-lets-cars-come-inside-house-during-snowstorm-1819577405/

Whale fitness classes

Whale fitness classes

😂

Oh wait, that’s not @theonion.com …

Yeah. I watched the video after posting and don’t know the premise of the show 😆 But you should still go there.

Or do both and get a cheeseburger while you wait for the chicken.

I got some pizza at Ananas last night and it hit the spot real good.

Cannibal at Sizzler..

Vacation starting weekend!

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading https://theonion.com/trove-of-emails-about-pedophilia-reignites-nations-love-of-reading/

Home | This Is My Next Thing Joanna Stern

Some personal news. For real. After 12 years at @wsj.com I’m leaving.

I’m starting my own consumer tech media company, building a new home with the same mission I've always had: help real people navigate the tech changing their lives + have fun while doing it.

Sign up! www.thisismynexthing.com

Another one bites the dust.
@profgalloway.com
www.resistandunsubscribe.com

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

Everyone is stealing TV Fed up with increasing subscription prices, viewers embrace rogue streaming boxes.

Just in time for the Super Bowl, we asked @jank0.bsky.social to dive deep into all the aunties and uncles streaming every channel and sports feed available with generic IPTV boxes, which have created a fascinating parallel tech economy across America: www.theverge.com/streaming/87...

Woo!

www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

"...but some sailors staring at the sea lion saw a beautiful naked woman with a fish tail instead of legs."

'Unsubscribe' and 'opt out': A new Big Tech boycott to protest ICE starts February 1 Small businesses struggled to observe the national shutdown to protest ICE. Here's why a boycott of companies like OpenAI and Amazon could be easier and more effective.

www.businessinsider.com/tech-ai-boyc...

“I had a good conversation with the president this week where I shared my views, and I appreciate his openness to engaging on issues that matter to us all.”
Good for you Tim Apple.

www.resistandunsubscribe.com

As discussed on @pivotpod.bsky.social w @karaswisher.bsky.social & @profgalloway.com

Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower

Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower https://theonion.com/entire-french-populace-moved-to-tears-by-cartoon-of-robot-holding-flower/

Having it be the team from Santa Clara makes it so much better. Better luck next next next decade 9ers fans.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Did @theverge.com accidentally order 589,912 phones? Pretty easy mistake to make, we all been there.