Steve Darnall

Someone finally answers the question that every writer asks: Is it possible to write a 140-word sentence that says absolutely nothing?

The food is terrible—and such small portions.

In case you needed yet another reason...

On the plus side, those voters were single-handedly responsible for eliminating genociOHWAIT...

Kamala Harris gave you every bit of messaging and every bit of foresight of what was going to happen in specific detail. If you didn't listen to her that's on you. That just shows you didn't want to listen. And I don't give a flying fuck what you have to say now about your bad decision making.

Viva Las Vegas!

YouTube video by rireyna Flaco Jimenez - El Pantalon Blue Jean

RIP Flaco Jiminez, one of the best.

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Also the New York Times.

Particularly if there are other names that aren't redacted.

Kudos to the Dallas Morning News for doing that which the Chicago Tribune was incapable of doing.

I do not care that you are not “surprised.” Please. You have no idea how tiresome it is when you post that something horrible, fascist, authoritarian is “not surprising.” Nothing is “surprising” anymore. But a lot of it is horrible and frightening. Let’s deal with it together.

This baby flamingo is so adorable… 🥰
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This is great news for anyone who loves the architecture of the White House and wished it were terrible.

Cue New York Times headline "Mamdani overwhelmingly popular with Jewish voters, but questions still linger" headline in 3...2...

A worthwhile read about gatekeepers and cowards.

He left out processed white bread, but his examples are stellar nonetheless...

It looks as though New York needs some smarter experts...

I fear that by Zuck & Musk buying platforms that harvest our personal data & pump us full of propaganda—they’ve begun to convince the world that our minds, our beliefs, & our life data are commodities to be purchased & manipulated by the billionaire class.

When those assets should belong to YOU.

You can tell it's one of the good ones because of the white hat.

a teensy brown ball of fluff sits on a gray tile floor and looks up at the camera. the dog’s eyes are wide-set and pleading, and his little mouth curves down in a dramatic frown. his little body only takes up one half of one tile, and it looks like he could be swallowed up by shadows any second. pick him up!

This is Bug. He would like to be picked up for cuddles. It is an emergency. 13/10 (IG: bugthebrusselsgriffon)

I suppose we can take comfort in knowing this is EXACTY who Kamala Harris would have nominated to a lifetime position in the judiciary. Nailed it again, third party voters!

Does the costume include a menu for Applebee’s?

That's pretty good, except that Hicks was going on the assumption that Leno would actually be listening to one of his conversations. As far as I could tell, every time someone else spoke was a chance for him to brainstorm more jokes for tomorrow night.

Really? Are you sure you don’t hire them as a full-time commentator? Asking for a television channel.

Good point. People who gripe about Jay Leno’s jokes risk downplaying the fact that he was appallingly poor at actual conversation. Whenever someone else is speaking, he’s got the look that says, “I better get ready for that Saturday show in Austin."

Every so often, it's good to be reminded that David Brooks—to borrow a phrase from the late, great Fred Allen—is a tweed wastebasket.

I'm going to guess about 3% of registered voters?

You know, I'm beginning to wonder if there WERE actually differences between the two major candidates...

Cute! When a Little lamb befriends a cat ..🥰😇😍 #cat #catday #bluesky

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And if you've never heard Tom Lehrer with full orchestration... www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbcU...