🦈 Moxie 🏳️‍⚧️

imagine having sex with the British breakfast mask on, my beans are touching your bean.

Unironcialy we should annex Canada, with Quebec, and New Brunswick as part of Maine and Vermont / New Hampshire

Run her in every district

No Coochie it's over

I think People might be using some tool, and they think I am Moxie Marlin Drake, who made some messaging app

Why do I have so many Bot Followers like 700 in like a course of a month is insane

I get tired a lot

If you use him like a pillow, he's gonna get flat really fast, 2 of Mine are basically sunfish at this point.

Once I asked my cousin how old he was, (this was a few years ago) he was turning 40, and he replied "I'm in the twilight of my youth" and I thought bro your "youth" passed a while ago.

Ya I will say this again, I am not Moxie from Signal, my name comes from the Soda

Guess what I am

The Money had run out for my state, the subsides are ending

I wish someone would steal me away like a dark romantic novel, and let me live in a mansion.

Because of the actual prices, are still stuck at inflation levels, and it's unlikely they will go down rather current prices will probably be the floor going forward

We want Station Wagons, we Want. Sedans, get these SUVs outta here.

Repeal the CAFE standards

Ok where the BL Yandere Manwha communities at

Hey it could be worse. I could be staring down an alimony payment and child support, while having to pay for my Duramax

I've been told I'm the whitest guy people know. Like actually I'm a lot like Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec

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@elgransenglar.bsky.social Thoughts

a stuffed shark is sitting on top of a white cylinder Alt: a stuffed shark is sitting on top of a white cylinder

To my knowledge Moxie Marlinespike, is not Trans lol.

But hey

Just so you all know I'm not Moxie, founder / inventer of Signal

So many godam bot accounts.

Critical Support to Big Pharma and Big Healthcare by making healthcare so complex the GOP will find it too hard to ban HRT

Ya, I mean Five Guys is like $20 bucks now

It's the Economy,

people yearn for $6 Chipotle burito

we must accelerate the forces of capital so my ideology rises from the ashes after the revolution

Wait this is literally Twitter