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Nicholas Veal

@lookitsnicholas.bsky.social

is a senior software engineer who works at the VA and writes music

11 Followers  |  14 Following  |  3 Posts  |  Joined: 16.09.2023  |  1.3087

Latest posts by lookitsnicholas.bsky.social on Bluesky

Someone (programmer) stands in front of you (user) with a knife. They go to stab you. An angel (CPU designer) dilates space-time so the knife is still traveling but requiring infinite force to accelerate. They overcome this and stab you anyway.
That’s why your computer is slow.

16.11.2023 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

top of the morning to ya!

13.10.2023 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yea

27.09.2023 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

testing (yo)

16.09.2023 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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