Are You Serious

from the guys that were going to have a health plan in two weeks....

vance is a shitstorm, waiting to happen....

protect her from who? her other boyfriend?

Iran wanted to hit fat donnie when he took out that general. now, he killed the Ayatollah.

Oh, spare me. jennings is completely full of shit

wait until Monday and see who walks into the office....

Punishment for raping a child:

🇨🇳 China - Death penalty
🇵🇰 Pakistan - Death penalty
🇦🇺 Australia - Life imprisonment
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia - Public beheading
🇹🇷 Turkey - Prison sentences
🇰🇵 North Korea - Death by firing squad
🇮🇳 India - Death penalty
🇧🇩 Bangladesh - Death penalty
🇺🇸 America - Presidency

they wanted fat donnie's ass for killing a general.
so, he kills the Ayatollah.
if they are gonna shoot,
don't miss.

fat donnie doesn't give a shit. he just wants to avoid prison until he drops dead.

we get the money back, not foreign entities. we paid the tariffs. but, fat donnie is too stupid and doesn't know how tariffs work - to this day.

tell miller to go play simon says somewhere else...

oh, great. corporal bonespurs von shitzenpants wants the shiny medal....

did they schedule a nap in the middle of it?

hope springs eternal

won't all the people peeing there get in the way?

he considers it a well-earned break from crimefighting...

yes, I had similar plans for my doge money...

her husband was a manly man too.....

sailing into the sunset. did anybody tell those assholes that Greenland is North of here?

what is bondi gonna do? bitch?
cry me a river

make them pay for upgrades to the system

do international Lone Gunman assassins accept go fund me for payment?
we could all pitch in a few bucks....

it has been told....

we all know who....

here it comes. the "Cuz I said so" Act.

oh come on. everybody knows it takes twelve dudes in military gear to tackle one protestor carrying a sign.

wasn't it fat donnie that said, "He who saves the Union, breaks no laws"?

I plan on chanting that, over and over....

...at the Lone Gunman's trial.

was reading that JB Pritzker sent fat donnie an invoice for $8.6 billion for the state of Illinois. looking for confirmation

captain chickenshit mcbonespurs wants the shiny thing....

the lights are on, but it doesn't look like anybody's home....