@johnnny.bsky.social
head of brand and creative dir at annapurna
Vitellos parking lot cam
17.05.2025 05:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re ok; they’re sweet-ish
10.05.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🫶 appreciate you !
10.05.2025 06:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
05.03.2025 20:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
where did the Eddie Brandt’s collection go??
27.02.2025 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Clean af
26.02.2025 01:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Apple has this horrible monstrosity of a hamburger as the poster for The Founder.
Look at those onions ! wtf is going on here
?
there's like 3 minutes left
Bro’s neck and forehead veins were exposed trying to use ‘kyriarchy’ without getting called out
16.02.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@junlper.beer
03.02.2025 06:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 01969 I think It was my dads when he was a kid!
31.01.2025 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
13 year old daughter learning chords on the same guitar I learned on at 13
31.01.2025 04:18 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0a cool maneuver is to always buy 3 tickets to any big show/event on Ticketmaster,
then sell the 2 on stub hub.... keeping the middle one for yourself, and then attend the event and refuse to move.
There's a bigger conversation here about how capitalism has turned people into soulless vessels who morph human suffering into a commodity but the real point I'm trying to make here is if you created these thumbnails and videos you should have your head blown smoove off
22.01.2025 21:08 — 👍 2494 🔁 469 💬 48 📌 15
Here’s a wild idea. How about don’t put that stuff in there ?
22.01.2025 03:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Free link if you don’t care to support Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen’s slop mill: archive.ph/2025.01.20-1...
20.01.2025 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0have you heard about chicag
*sniper rifle bullet removes my jawbone*
a couple days ago I was on zero sleep and in the burger place drive-thru I said very earnestly to the guy
“hey can you give me some ketchup because I don’t have any on me”
and now my wife won’t stop saying it for the rest of my life.
The most pizza insecure city in the world.
13.01.2025 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope the price gouging landlords don’t suffer TOO badly from the karmic blowback,
But I do want them to suffer A little bit pretty badly.
we as a species gotta always fuck with the guys who can’t say R
12.01.2025 08:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m twying to ewadicate my wotacism
12.01.2025 06:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
pretty great that they gave this affliction a name that the afflicted are completely unable to pronounce
12.01.2025 06:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Has to be an inverse rage baiting bit
12.01.2025 06:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I called em tobaggans for the first ten or twenty years of my life and then my friends in college bullied it out of me. I miss toboggan.
11.01.2025 07:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In the basement blasting big fat doinks with Burke
10.01.2025 07:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sitting in the dark
10.01.2025 07:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I did this today ! The Twix shortbread jaunts
06.01.2025 03:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
