Tyler Tork, Fictioneer

Yeah -- this is giving a boost to those who arguably need it less than many other excellent woman authors languishing in obscurity.

I see a lot of silly answers but not the actual reason, which is that producing a PDF is hard and there are wrong ways to do it. They need a print function anyway, so why make every program implement its own version of "save to PDF" when they can piggyback on an existing function?

Krissy should know by now that this is her opportunity to TELL you what you're gonna do today.

It's really impressive that you published two books by age 2, and I look forward to seeing what you can achieve by the time you're 5 or 6.

The way they kept manhandling him, I’m amazed Pyewacket didn’t scratch the hell out of Kim Novak and Jimmy Stewart.

Cajun, which I guess is mostly the second with a little of the first. Is Fr*nch a curse word now?

They were hanging out in Canada, minding their own business, and the British deported them.

this sounds nice in theory but they have no notion of hygiene and mostly will clean by licking the dishes, so...

I think Maeve is great because then when you want everyone to get in the car so you can go, you can say, "Let's Maeve along."

Will everyone in the White House please just tell the idiot he for real won a Nobel Peace Prize? They can have someone call pretending to be the Nobel committee with a fake Norwegian accent. It's not like he's competent to check for himself whether it's true.

I'm so sorry it will disrupt the shitty industry norms.

"Let cool completely before slicing." That doesn't apply to me, right?

I love it when companies inject some humor into their product packaging. Like for instance this bag of 15 bean soup has a recipe printed on it that calls for one to two cloves of garlic for a whole big pot.

The patient, who presented with no pulse or respiration, was revived by an injection of epinephrine… to his thigh. Fortunately, the quick-thinking physician realized this was one of those rare individuals whose heart was in his left leg. #MedicalMiraclesOfTV

My cat was bugging me and I asked her what’s the matter, is it treat time? And wow does she know what those words mean.

are you sure there is enough chocolate though

Some oat milk you have to shake, but some oat milk you do NOT have to shake, and I'm like, what dark sorcery is this?

Who is this Al fellow everyone is complaining about? Does he even have a last name?

Yeah he's never going to jail. Because he's no longer competent to stand trial. He got away with it.

I was aware I was stating the obvious, which is why I prefaced it with "Of course". Not sure why you felt a need to correct me.

Of course, Tom Stoppard didn't invent chaos theory — he learned of it by reading and talking to people outside his specialty of playwriting. This is something specialists in the sciences can also do for themselves. Many cross-disciplinary insights these days may be too obscure to make it into art.

I'd argue about how inflation rate is calculated. It accounts for things being of higher quality than what you could get before. Price rises 200% and they say, but you get more for the money so that's really a 75% increase. But I still need a house and those old cheaper options aren't available.

please do not feed the sharks yourself

Cat, why is your faw on my mouff

If only there were some way for people to sit in the coffee shop and watch their program on their phone without other people also having to hear the audio from 25 feet away. Someone should invent something like that.

I'm not young, but never in any part of my life was I anywhere near that horrible.

Brunch.

I'm going on a trip and need to know how many googly eyes is 3 week's supply.

It's always good to have more publishers focused on good, weird books. I hope they succeed. To do that, Skoob Drawemoh Publishing will need a real graphic designer to redo their logo and create more professional-looking covers. Artwork for Witch of Prague is nice, but not the typography.

Only as regards US citizens.