Roy Hollis

Ken Rosenthal tweet imploring Twitter user @MrSugarPenis to read the column

Whoever re-arranged the columns on ESPN's NBA box scores deserves to be flung from a trebuchet.

Jayden Daniels' arm. Fuck.

Jason Robards, from Little Big League?

While Smoltz wonders why the hell everyone is still here when they could be golfing.

Actually, striking people out is bad. - John Smoltz

The Scott Hastings maneuver

I just want an update on Justin Bieber sitting next to Gary Sheffield

I attended CMU during the Brian Kelly and Butch Jones eras. AMA

Trust me, it's not much more fun rooting from the other side of this. Hate that it has to be against Seattle.

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Hi Brian

If it's anything like the 45 minutes he did in the rain at Comerica Park after a Tigers game earlier this summer, it probably was great.

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Mike at 3:00 am

The Charlie Morton trade is dangerously close to usurping the Jarrod Washburn deal as my least favorite Tigers transaction ever.

Tom Jones’ “She’s a Lady” segueing seamlessly into Orgy’s “Blue Monday” is why I’ll never stop shopping at Kroger.

As if I needed any more reason to want Chris Ilitch to sell the team. Get this regime the hell out.

Jim Nantz: Chris Jones going into the tent. And here comes Andy Reid right behind him. You can tell he cares deeply about his star player.

Tony Romo: AHH, I BET THEY GOT RELISH IN THERE, JIM

You're goddamned right.

Shrimp for the Tigers!

There is not a thing in the world that makes me more anxious than being late. Even the thought of it freaks me out.

Caputo has been an incredible blowhard for many years.

@cespedesbbq.bsky.social

I’m an avid fan of graphs floating in the air by me, and I lament that it doesn’t happen in any other circumstance. Also Jon happened to be an answer to a LearnedLeague question today, so your guys’ value just keeps going up.

Eduardo Perez casually implying Cal Raleigh's mom has a big ass.

Yes. The Home Run Derby needs a host. An unintelligible one at that. Thanks for that, ESPN. Didn’t have enough McAfee roaming around here.

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Ran into Mehmet Okur in 2003 at 7-11 near Detroit Metro Airport after he just got done using a payphone. Wished him good luck. Pistons then came back from a 3-1 deficit to Orlando. You’re welcome.

DET@CLE: Granderson leaps at the wall for the catch | 05/08/2009 5/8/09: Curtis Granderson robs Grady Sizemore of a homer with an amazing catch at the wall

My favorite. Granderson saves the game, and also because of the immediate mood change of the Cleveland broadcast.