Arlen Abraham

When you check into a campsite, they should replace your car's horn with a small explosive device. Car alarm goes off? Now your car has a hole in it.

Private Equity: The Board Game!

A captcha saying "select all squares with motorcycles" which shows two scooters.

As a motorcyclist, I am mortally offended that I am forced to classify these as motorcycles.

3M PAPR: face shield with attached battery powered respirator

Inflatable frog costume showing battery powered fan

It wouldn’t be hard to modify frog costume to be a PAPR.

labeled photo of an ethernet switch from sales materials. the ethernet ports are glowing in rainbow colors across the face of the switch.

Ethernet switches gone woke

Ok but what if it could change the shape of your eyebrows?

A cow inside a robotic milking machine. A robot arm is attaching hoses to the cows teats. The cow is mostly obscured by the large horizontal stainless steel panels of the machine.

Someone mentioned AI today when I was at a dairy and it took me a moment to realize they were talking about artificial insemination.

Anyway, here’s a milking robot.

I didn’t know he was into golf

I wish I knew Chotiner’s phone number so I could be sure to never answer if he called.

*whomst

Two short hair tabby cats snuggling. Left cat (Goji) has her face shoved into right cat’s (Huck’s) neck and he looks vaguely perturbed.

Right cat: Huckleberry, Huck, Huckster, Booboo, Bubba, Dumbass, Donkus
Left cat: Goji, Dingus

They’re foster cats and available for adoption!

A drawing of a grim reaper drifting in a toyota sprinter across a grid landscape in front of the outline of downtown detroit, with a big skull looking over it and a wingding in the corner with a skull and cross bones, a vertical black block down the side of it says "extreme danger!" big text at the bottom says "lilies are toxic to cats! Do not expose your pet cat to lilies it's very bad for them!"

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know.
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How long have you been in line?

COYOTE Independent journalism with a bite!

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Kissed him on the mouth?

I rarely remember analgesics exist.

Spotify (which is trash) should have Winamp style visualizations.

trans people, you need to live long enough to piss on the bodies of those who tried to kill you. then keep living

Nevada has been californicized to a long A, much in the same way we red blooded Americans pronounce the S in Paris.

Wana feel old? Isildur cut the One Ring from Sauron’s hand at the Siege of Barad-dûr over three thousand years ago.

Are the retail spaces in five over ones empty everywhere or is this a Bay Area thing? IIRC it predates COVID.

cc: @markasaurus.bsky.social

FBI folks, this is what’s know as a joke 👆🏼

Nothing the FBI needs to know about.

Botulinum?! I hardly know ‘em!

Strava iOS notification that reads “5 Years Ago Today See what you were up to in 2020 with this activity.”

No thanks

Read the fuckin room, Siri. Jeez.

😍

Screenshot of the Zoom desktop app where I've asked the AI assistant to implement fizzbuzz in Haskell (it did it)

Doing all my vibe coding in Zoom from now on.

screenshot of linkedin's abuse intake form, first option is "I think it's adult content"

Who is sending nudes on linkedin?