Natalie Southard

I’ve often felt a lot of impostor syndrome looking at how many of my friends are exceptionally talented artists, especially as I’ve been playing less and less violin.

I’m starting to think that creating and cooking these menus might be my artistic talent

29.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a white pie bird wearing a Santa hat with its open beak pointed upwards

when you’re dating a bird girl you need a slutty little pie bird

29.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this resulted in me having to explain yaoi to my in-laws. strangely enough didn’t have to explain the omegaverse

28.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im definitely not iron chef material but I do think I could be gallium chef with how useful I am in high performance use cases but will melt if you hold me

27.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wonder if anyone has written omegaverse yaoi set in a brigade kitchen

27.11.2025 20:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

cooking for this long means the delusional thoughts come out. The first one of this marathon is that I wish I were an expediter in a bougie restaurant but deep down I know I’d be a burnt out ran through line cook twink

27.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I realized that I hadn’t cooked for or thrown a dinner party since February, and I’m really excited to be hosting Friendsgiving for polycule+close family this year. I’m gonna be spending the next 3 days in my kitchen but I’m really excited for the opportunity to bring people together.

27.11.2025 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

only if we can keep the Christian guilt- it makes it hotter

26.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there’s something so magical about having the opportunity to repair things with a partner. like this world doesn’t want us to exist, and to be able to love and grow and forgive, despite all the hurt in the world, is truly magical and reminds me that I’m so fortunate to have found these people.

26.11.2025 07:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

anyways, first thought on this semi-private space: turns out people don’t clock me as trans anymore? I’ve had multiple people at work ask me how I know so much about the trans experience and it’s truly fascinating being perceived as theyfab.

24.11.2025 22:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hiya friends!

making this account since I now have people from work following me. turns out you can't have a private account on this app but also I wanted a place to shitpost and talk about leftist/trans stuff. if I don't know you well, I'll probably remove you as a follower here.

24.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0