Chris Siddall !

Stopped clock moment there from Piers Morgan.

*Stares in Americas long history of blure-on-green "friendly" fire ncidents.*

Tree and decorations don't go up until Christmas Eve in our house, keeps it special but does up the stress levels slightly.

And as a continent spanning nation there is a multiplicity of cultures contained within it.

Lets Caddyshack this hubris into to existence.

Alan does a good Loom, He once loomed at me out of the fog whilst walking across the racecourse in Northampton, I must confess that I was up to that point at least, very very very drunk. then suddenly absolutely stone cold sober and far from home.

How can anyone loom whilst sitting down? Alan Moore can.

Good evening Aylsham! we are The Controversial Roaming Pigs!
Said no band ever.

The whole media landscape is so silo'ed, fractured and overinvested in being on the pulse that there will nnever be another Bernstein and Woodward style moment of transformative revelation, only a ever more burdensome slow accretion of damnation.

Everybody is saving it for their post-retirement/politically motivated defenestration tell-all memoirs/late night chat show tour.

33 is barely out of short trousers in some Conservative contexts.

Mythy B. not to be confused with Miffy.

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

'How we decided to spaff decades of trust into the bin in one go' FIFY

a man in a military uniform is sitting in a car and looking out the window . ALT: a man in a military uniform is sitting in a car and looking out the window .

Rest easy... Bollard

So you guys are gonna do fully automated luxury mcarthyism, with a little added wifi as a treat next?

This is the spirit I'm going to be taking to my in-store trial Blood Bowl intro game.

The old Warren Ellis Forum (the comic book guy not the musician) used to have an annual VHive -CD swap. It was a big international deal with very specific rules about what sorts of songs you could include on your disk and a semi-random swaper-swapee matchup system methodology.

Do not malign the pure innocent angel baby.

The government of the day half arseing a half measure? Allow me to recover my shocked face from 2018.🤯

me trudging up the A1 to the 'high ground'ahead of the salt marshes reclaiming bits of the low lying East Midlands.
"Any of you lot thinking of blaming this on woke can kneel down by the side of the road and wait for whats coming to you."

You can prove anything with facts but what about peoples feelings, do people FEEL like it's the lowest level of knife deaths since Sadiq Khan took over?

At some point the labour leadership must stop taking it's lead from Lord Rothermeres pet rag.

You're a monster and you have two stats, Modest and Propsal.

Do you think we could FOIA the NHS to see if there's been an uptick in reprographics ops being admitted to emergency mental health care or graphic designers publicly offing themselves. Oh, no reason.

Congreatulations to you on your hard earned achievement!

Once again GW ignores it's own writing to give us more Space Marines! Give us Codex Imperial Abhumans, or give up.

Eventually you CSI pixelb**ch it to eiither being one of three possible locations on the other side of the village or a town 15 miles away. "Do the Jones' at number 16 have a child under 6 who owns yellow wellies?" You ask hopefully. "Oh they moved 2 years ago."

They can't see past themselves, and they're all tied to thinking in electoral cycles

What he said.