Trash

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

Roses are red
Violets are blue

AOC had a chance to rise but the geriatric patients in the party sabotaged it.

I’m so tired of democrats wanting to be “bipartisan.” Like when are they gonna learn when republicans are in power they never even consult them.

Stop trying to play by the rules when the other side cheat all the time. RESIST THEM AT ALL COSTS!

I literally just applied for a passport last week and now I'm probably not getting it because my country wants to erase my existence :)

I made an account on here for my girls to follow but idk what to post on there lmao

Dude I started playing chill music for cats when my cat gets overstimulated and starts attacking me and it's genuinely helping her calm down

I think instead of saying “namaste” at yoga we should say “ohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets

Ehehe I like this one

Once again I am not beating the switch allegations

Finally getting a disabled parking placard though!!!!!!

Anywho I am digging rednote so far I definitely recommend it if you live in the US and want a tiktok replacement

I love when I literally have proof of an illness from an MRI and it fits all of my symptoms but my Dr is like "mm some people are asymptomatic with that so I don't think that's causing your issues" LIKE ? IT FITS EVERY FUCKING CATEGORY DUDE

If we're watching it at home I'm totally fine to yap I love it but I can not in public that is just not okay to me. Unless it's like rocky horror or a rerun of a movie or something idk ugh but it wasn't cool of me to go off on them like that :/

I feel so bad I snapped at my friends today bc we went to see Nosferatu and they wouldn't stop talking during the movie 😞 like how can you not be embarrassed to do that in public idk theater etiquette is a real thing and I find it so rude to disrupt everyone else's viewing experience like that.

the ultimate vibe guardian 🍃✨

She's got the cutest little beans

I got a little exercise bike pedal thing I can use while on the couch and I have learned that if I watch horror while doing it I pedal faster when scared

I wish feminine hygiene products were free

Bro how TF am I supposed to pay attention in school when I know I'm actively leaking spinal fluid like?? And my Dr won't respond to my messages about the positive test result so I have no clue what can be done about it

A cross stitch of convicted master felon and antagonist of Wallace and Gromit: Feathers McGraw. He is a plasticine penguin, wearing a red rubber glove as a cap to deceive people into thinking he is an innocent chicken when he is in fact a very evil and criminal penguin.

Woke up this morning with this guy on my mind and thought "I simply must cross stitch him" and so, hours later, here he is.

I was talking to my dad about how I think I'll get denied coverage for brain surgery and he said "tell them you're friends with Luigi. No, tell them you're Waluigi!!!"

I AM STILL LAUGHING

So I found out I've been leaking spinal fluid for the last 8 years and it's been slowly crushing my pituitary gland :) no wonder I've had a migraine constantly every single fucking day

dandadandandadandandadandandadandandadandandadandandadan‼️

dont forget to always be off putting and unsettling! 🩷

I just heard a drug commercial that listed one of the side effects as- I'm not shitting you- unusual urges. Hmm...dystopian, yet intriguing.

I hate wammageddon I hate it the song is so good why can't we do it with all I want for Christmas is you instead