Christopher 'Smokeyandyouknowthis' Chik, MFA

Big L - '98 Freestyle

My Romani ass bout to be Brown and beautiful while these gadže look like rock lobsters.

Sister diaspora sh*t.

Imagine being born in slavery and living up until 5 months before the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Anna Julia Cooper is one of my favorite people in history. She was born on August 10, 1858, and lived to the age of 105.

I can't sum her up in a single post, but she was born 167yrs ago today

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"Why do you keep calling me Kelvin?" - Marty

"Well that's your name isn't it? It's written all over your underwear." - Kelvin Lorraine Baines

Lmao!

When I moved out of my parents' place i found so many socks under my bed.

My Loco, may she RIP, was also a member of the League of Socksassins.

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Fellow white people who are in fact responsible for this mess. Use your privilege to not get arrested/beaten/killed for voicing such an opinion to white ppl to do some good.

Or yell at Black and Brown folks on the internet about not being at fault.

Signal. Mirror. Shoulder.

Get in your lane.

You did some "not all white women / not me" stuff.

Instead of listening to the like 50 people telling you that sort of thing is counterproductive, you took counterproductive by the horns and rode it into the entire wrong lane some more.

What you should be doing is taking this energy to your

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Lightsaber on a low-rider
Pico Blvd., I'm a Westsider
Jedi wit' a rag in the pocket
Holdin' up the 'hood
Got the world Skywalkin'

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Happy birthday puppers!!!

Don't let Ms. Nero boss you around. It's your day!

How's that working out under the current administration?

Oh, yeah, worse.

Stfu gadjo

I mask up if I leave my house.

That mask will save my life from disease and virus.

It will not save me from fascism.

People are glazing Teen Vogue lately.

Remember: they were publishing vote splitting thought pieces in 2024.

Including: mask regs loosening under Biden as a reason to withhold vote.

I forget which comic told the joke off hand but basically it was this sentiment and the punchline was Earth made humans so we'd make plastic for it and once we did Earth would get rid of us lmao

Same here but from grant folks we got shortlisted with.

Tomorrow will be a good day.

Hope it goes well for you too, fam.

"Buy now and avoid the rush" vibes

I'm glad my Romani culture values our darkness as proximity to Rromness.

Why I'm proud I get brown in the sun.

Why I'm proud I don't burn easy.

Why you'll never catch us on some Dean Cain sh*t.

I say it loud: Rrom, Brown, and proud!!

Word! My DMs are always open for ya.

"Young Black man, you invented everything, everything, everything. You invented everything. That's why when you move, you set precedents. Take a look, and you can see the Black excellence."

-- PBD Grey "Black Excellence"

Lmfao dude blocked me.

Miss me with that "street smarts" > PhD sh*t.

🧵This said, we are looking to establish a board of advisors made up of BIPOC, disabled, LGBTQ+, and others to ensure we are aware of the needs of those communities to help. But we will be doing the heavy lifting. /1

If your disabled Romani homie can help in any way lemme knoe yo!

Yooooooooo that's what's up!!!

Examples of how PhDs weren't intelligent included gems like trying to wash a hat in a dishwasher. Or equally absurd anecdotes that aren't even admissible warrant.

Like sure sure but knowing general science and etc isn't intelligence.

Knowing hat washing is.

F all the way off.

They disabled quote posts because they know I'd pull receipts and they're full of sh*t.

The replies and quotes are a lot of people who don't have terminal degrees deriding them and diminishing those who have them.

I had to be pretty damn intelligent.

I had to work hard.

I've secured grants based on my talents.

These same people said "street smarts" a lot to feel better as kids.

Goddadamn!

Luka looks ripped!

Mavs done fuuuuucked up.

This is gonna be a good year.

#LakeShow #Lakers

I carry mine around in a powerchair if that helps.

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Socks gnomes take em and profit obv

I'll put me and my MFA up against any LLM.

And I'll win.

Every time.