Drew

I was close to 30 when I realized croutons are just toasted bread, chopped. 😬😂🤷🏼‍♂️

As best you can, ignore him.

Tomorrow is a rough day for many of us, so here is my three-legged dog’s toofers when she was sleeping tonight. 💙💙💙

Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "…or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.

"Masculine Energy"

I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.

Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.

Yesss

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Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

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#tripoddog #dog

Hi everyone. This is my 3-legged puppy ‘Roo. She recently discovered snow for the first time and is a BIG fan. 💙🦘