Sinister Minister

Both of those books have a lot of “words.” Maybe get your friend something with more pictures.

Hey man, you can’t catch the wind. Especially when it blows as hard as Dr. Fucking Phil.

Empathy

A reminder to those celebrating or mourning Trump’s EOs: just because it’s now legal to be an asshole, doesn’t mean you’re required to be one— that’s on you.

“Go the legal way! Go through a legal port of entry!” Shocker that they were lying all along.

Taylor Swift Dance Class Knifeman Axel Rudakubana, 18, Pleads Guilty to Murdering Three Girls — And Admits Ricin Terror Plot The 18-year-old pleaded guilty to murdering three young girls at a Swift-themed dance class, as well as possession of terrorist material and ricin.

Now THAT’S a fucking headline

Hamburderler

I still cry when I remember with they did across the street at my beloved Rivera. It’s like we can’t have shitty things anymore.

Exactly. A lot of the “guardrails” people keep waiting on are shame. These people have none so I choose the guardrail of ridicule.

He did it twice. And I’ve been over enthusiastic many times in my life and not once has that resulted in goddamn nazi salute. ADL once again repeating their slogan, “ok maybe again”

So many people “voted because eggs are expensive” when even a quick search explains that Avian Flu forcing the deaths of millions of birds is the biggest cause. This is why I look annoyed all the time.

That can’t be true because they were all pretty upfront about all this and a couple months ago tens of millions still decided to vote for it. The road to fascism is long, and we’ve been chugging along it for some time.

I blame whoever was putting mercury in the Gatorade.

Former pastor here (SBC, CBF, ABC, Friends). This is exactly right. If you voted for the things he promised to do, you are not a good person. Full stop.

This Trump guy seems untrustworthy.

Always hen! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Post from Jojo: Holy fuck. Seb Gorka is his pick to be senior director for counterterrorism. Seb fucking Gorka, who was denied security clearance in the last Trump administration… Seb fucking Gorka who has ties to a Nazi-allied organization in Hungary… The. Director. Of. Counterterrorism.

Well this seems bad.

Trying to get fit so I bought these new edibles. Hard as hell and it’s been 2 hours and I don’t feel shit.

#RESIST 🇺🇸

I was just a kid at the time and my movie geek uncle took me to the premiere, while telling me it was real and even showing me the fake website for the “missing hikers.”

Trump names former NFL player Scott Turner as his pick for HUD secretary | CNN Politics President-elect Donald Trump on Friday named former NFL player and White House official Scott Turner to lead the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

The irony is that Trump began his career keeping Black guys away from his housing projects.

America politics

I was made principal for an hour and it was decided they’d dress me like a North Korean general.