max knightley (real)

Mystery stuff is the worst thing to us AI chatbots for like even if you accept they have a place somewhere (don't) like.. if you've played with them, you KNOW the thing they're horrible at is building and resolving mysteries. They're like JJ Abrams in a Box.

So many times we hear about Zohran's policies not being effective, but it's because people like this get lost in the noise. Their life would change so much from free buses.

Provide a helping hand and so much becomes possible, even if it's a seemingly small one.

You are in violation of the sacred Italian-Jewish Compact of the Greater Eastern Metropole, turn in your jersey card

capitalism directs tech toward scaling up whatever the most profitable crimes are

Digital drawing of a female anthro bat wearing a mantle and skirt with subtle tarot theming.

Back when I first started posting my art, I would regularly design new outfits to dress my fursona up in.  It's been a while!

last one for tonight. 50 foot tall women who say "oh golly goodness dearie!"

girl you can trust

historiography is of course "did stuff that happened happen? why or why not?"

With the release of Prime 4 there are have now been more Metroid games released this decade than there were during the entire reign of the Ottoman Empire (1299 - 1922). We've been waiting *that* long for a new game

Hey everyone! Quick life tip: If you're trying to find the remix of "Sweaty" that has women doing the vocals, and you're at work, maybe don't Google "sweaty muscles girl version." Have a great day!

SCIENTISTS: I've crunched the numbers, sir. The next generation isn't going to have enough perverts in it for our evil plans.

SPIKE CHUNSOFT DEVELOPER SHINICHIRO TOMIE: There's nothing to be done. We have to create Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.

This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

honestly the fact that you're able to get in the weeds on this sort of character detail is why the concept has (third) legs

never played rdr2 but I'm making a called shot. arthur morgan

the weirdness of modern social media is how i am simultaneously always addressing nobody in particular here (such as with this thread) and, from the perspective of other users reading me, being taken within the context of conversations of which I'm personally ignorant or don't care to address

Working on a thought-tool called "stupid drunk guy in a bar". Works like this: If the take you're responding to is essentially being mumbled by a clearly very stupid drunk guy in the bar you're at, is it worth starting a big public discussion with him?

side note does anyone remember anything about the plot of "nostalgia" for the DS. my memories of that game are a haze of "cool skill tree" "I think there were airship battles?" "I've been hovering around rural england for an hour and still haven't found stonehenge, what the fuck is going on"

off the top of my head:
- TWEWY is an edge case because God is your party member, but you fight someone trying to overthrow him, plus an angel as an optional superboss
- Live A Live and Metaphor's final bosses are both functionally kefkas
- bravely default 1 is a lavos, bd2 is a kefka

my hypothesis is "it's relatively rare for you to fight a *singular, Abrahamic-inflected* God outside of Persona and SMT, but extremely common to fight an eldritch beast, a guy who Became God, or a sort of manichean superdevil"

(these are the "chrono," FF, and DQ routes specifically)

the thing about my contrarian nature is that sometimes I'll consider doing a side project just to prove a point to no one in particular. several months ago I saw Two Posts arguing that you "don't actually fight God at the end of that many JRPGs" and now I'm thinking about making a pie chart about it

Honchkrow

#pokemon #art

Seven Smiths Episode 7: Seven Pounds — Audio Entropy A man with a fateful secret embarks on an extraordinary journey of redemption by forever changing the lives of seven strangers.

Seven Smiths completes its journey, and can only conclude that Will Smith's robust talents as an actor have been repeatedly poorly utilized by shallow awards bait, which is perhaps most clearly illustrated by the remarkably dull Seven Pounds.

YouTube video by Christoph Curtis Grendel : Timewave Zero (Official Music Video)

got reminded of the music video to Timewave Zero which means it's time for everyone else to experience the music video to Timewave Zero

really feels like something out of the era of FMV adventure games. you'll see what i mean www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-V-...

The Maillard Reaction gotta be one of the top 3 reactions

“All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake public opinion for the benefit of the bourgeoisie.”

Vladimir Lenin

"is it a look or are you just skinny" remains eternal