Wendy Qualls

Not for nothing here, but in a decarbonized energy economy, the cost of everything doesn’t go up because of a war halfway around the world.

Passage is temporarily blocked in a body of water I otherwise haven’t heard of? The sun is still shining and the wind is still blowing here, so we have power.

You bastards made the first five minutes of UP and you expect us to believe you’re worried about the audience needing therapy?

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

I have always side-eyed Remus Lupin carrying around giant chocolate bars with him

Amen!

kind of mindblowing that they let people just make up basic facts about another human being's origins--but heaven forfend we talk about #adoption as commodification

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

me: you think somewhere there's a taxidermist who uses a stuffed pig as a piggy bank?

wife: we don't actually have to talk about every thought you have

I still feel like it's super weird that we made AI with ADHD and an overactive fawn response and we were like

Yes

Perfect

The height of technological achievement

Give it bombs and the key to every city

We needed to replace my wife’s car a year or so ago and the difference between a brand-new and a gently-used version of the car we went with was less than $200. Bought new for the first time ever!

I know it's a fun place to shop for stylish clothing, housewares, beauty products and packaged food at affordable prices. The problem is the bigotry. Spend the billions in reparations to the people you threw under the bus.

Politicians, I need you to roll out a, "donate and I'll never text message you again or sell your info" option.

I will pay you once to forget that I exist, and maybe like you enough to donate again later.

This is Aly. She just learned about capitalism. Certainly not a perfect system, but if that is what it takes to put chippies on the table, she understands. 13/10 (IG: alythebichon)

He looks like a divorced meerkat

I hope she sues the state and wins enough to retire. This is just straight up terrorism.

Fellas, have you been worried that your cereal just isn’t manly enough? Get Man Cereal and put some balls in your mouth!

The little old lady on the plane next to me looks like she could have come straight from Bible study but from what I can hear bleeding through her headphones she’s listening to something with a fuckton of electric guitar and a very enthusiastic drummer. Rock on, ma’am!

SAME!

one of the funny truths you learn if you write in the cross-genre romance space is that people who don't like the sex will hallucinate massive amounts of it in your book, and people who wanted more sex will be able to estimate an exact sex word count within like 75 words.

They'll both be mad tho.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

84% of the time, “ChatGPT Health” killed a customer using their paid service as advertised

my great-grandparents had it pretty rough, but I'm willing to bet they didn't have to find out about WWII on the toilet at 4 o'clock in the morning

Those are really cute!

Honestly that is probably the best state to be in when facing today

McLovin is learning cat etiquette today.

Black puppy in a blue chair holding a little two bone between his feet

Emergency puppy photo

I keep coming back to spite. Happiness is great - and I am happy, in so many ways! - but when too many of life’s dementors pop up I’m gonna bull my way through anyway because fuck ‘em, they don’t want queer people like me to have a happy ending and I’m gonna prove them wrong.

“Down With The Oppressors” is easy. “Up With The Oppressed” is harder. (muttering) Even Monty Python got this, folks. 😕

That’s a great way to look at it!