tastyjerk

trying to do the fun cool thing that people do in Blender where they loop it almost perfectly (or at least better than I did last time)

#MarathonTheGame #fanart #animation #artwork #3D #BlueskyArt

Sickened that you haven't added a battle pass yet. It's like you don't even care.

Hang in there.

#marathon

'ey Jimmy, gimme a $20 GBA rom with NOTHIN'

Hard not to see this sudden shift in exec leadership as the outcome of a war between factions -- a pro-genAI and an anti-genAI -- where Phil/Sarah were on the anti-genAI side, and lost. Makes me feel very uneasy about the future direction of Xbox, which was already pretty unclear...

It's absolutely mind-boggling to me that I've been making games for 25 years, have shipped stuff on Xbox since the 360 era, shipped one of the first ever Game Preview games, have had a game in Game Pass thrice, and have never ever ever even heard the new Xbox CEO's name in my life...

the last time he talked about this was to explain that when he was pumping the metaverse all those years what he REALLY meant was roblox and fortnite.

i see this year's big scary powerpoint deck has dropped so it's a good time to remind everyone that the author was considered to be "one of the leading minds of the metaverse" from 2020-2024.

Saw Celeste hit with the melanin beam and had to draw that
#deadlock #deadlockceleste

Two bunnies ride on the shell of an enormous snail, as it makes its way through a patch of mushrooms in the fall. The mushrooms and plants around them are also giant, so it's possible that the bunnies are just tiny and everything else is normal size

Daily bunny no.3235 will get there eventually

Shiv but every execute makes his hair longer
#deadlock

“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess

bullying always works

An artwork by Spindle of the self-insert character, Spindle (lmao). The character has dark-green hair, black eyes, yellow glasses. Wearing a black top (with a golden trim) that goes under dark-green wide/baggy capri pants. For footwear she's wearing black heels. On the right there's the fullbody rendition of her, holding a stylus. On the left are 3 expressions ranging from a simple smile to a side look while smoking, and finally with an annoyed look (species wise going along with my usual setting and worldbuilding lore, she's an elfling, similar to Annie from a previous piece. Basically half-elf half-halfling)

Finally made my persona/self-insert character! Meet Spindle <3 (an elfling)

wishful thinking

Guardian 🌿

You can completely uninstall/disable copilot on Windows. Your system and local search will run faster afterward. www.howtogeek.com/how-to-rip-o...

I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.

I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion

People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it

>ice wall
>inner earth
how are you a flat earther and a hollow earther? pick a struggle

a kirby air riders results screen where first place and 4th place have been switched. a notice in the middle reads: Tragically, CPU3 passed away during today's race. To honor them and their memory, they will be posthumously awarded the first place title. We understand this may upset the previously determined winner of the race. However, we feel it is important to treat all race participants with respect, and we have determined that this is the best way to show support to the deceased. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Please refer to the Kirby Air Riders™ Health & Safety Guide for more information.

last night i had a dream where i was playing a race against cpus in kirby air riders and won, but there was a mechanic where one of the cpus could be randomly revealed to have died in the middle of the race and it would automatically give them first place

We are about to run face-first into a combo of:

- Covid development delays (2020-2022)
- End of Zero-Interest Rate Policy (2022)
- Overinvestment in games-as-a-service (2021-2025)
- AI-based hardware shortages (2025+)

AAA games take 4-7 years to develop and bring to market. It is going to be BAD.

ALEX

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.

Truly the most stupid timeline. At a point in time where renewable energy has tipped into genuine widespread viability, capital invents whole new ways to fabricate waste and scarcity.

I think he's neat!!!!!!!!! 🔫
#trigun #trigunstampede #vashthestampede

deadlock >>>>> any other multiplayer hero game simply for letting a woman have a side profile that looks like this. i know people who have faces like that man it's great and cool to see a big flashy game treat all kinda features as pretty

"I'm fine with not having a PS6" OK that's fine but you need a phone. Lot of people do! I'm all for simpler, disconnected tech but nothing comes out unscathed here.