✧ 𝓛𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘

“I’d tell you to take a picture, buuuuut I can already tell you want the real thing, yeah?”

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🎶”I crave redemption for a chance at your affection yeah.
I know it's no use.
After all we been through.”🎶

#SeductiveSunday

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🎶”All that I wanna hear is you say daddy’s home… home for me~…

And I know you’ve been waiting for this lovin’ all day~…

You know your daddy’s home and it’s time to play~…

So you ain’t gotta give your loving away~…”🎶

#SeductiveSunday

…

You.

Me.

My chambers.

Now.

[SNATCHING PANTY AND RUNNING LIKE THE WIND]

I AM SO DOWN!

Uh huh…

[He says as he walked over and cupped her chin.]

How about you come with me and we’ll see how good you really are~…

…

I should tell you that Athena has taught me different languages.

I am both staring both respectfully and disrespectfully.

[He quickly grabbed his shirt and threw it back on.]

“Huh? I’m pretty sure they do. Why do you—”

[C’mon. Put two and two together, buddy.]

“Ahhhhh. Okay. Yeah, I can find you some.”

Meet me in my chambers and I’ll stuff you with as much cream as you want~…

“I do, actually!”

[He knew where plenty of libraries were in Ithaca. Athena ensured that his mind remained sharp as a warrior of the mind, after all.]

“Give me a second to get decent and I’ll walk you there, okay?”

[A light smirk.]

My precious goddess feeling some kind of way~?

[He raised an eyebrow a bit, even smiling a bit.]

“No worries. You seem a little lost though. Where are you trying to head to?”

[He didn’t seem bothered by the sudden contact at all.]

WH—

HELLO????

I dunno if I’ll get on my knees right now…

… 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑰‘𝒍𝒍 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂 𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔~…

He just got finished training.

Good thing the palace has plenty of towels.

#SeductiveSunday

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“Given that I was a bit late to #SeductiveSunday, I thought I’d offer a little bit of a treat today~…”

Fair point. I’M DOWN!

Wait for real? Like you’re being serious?

That would also work, yes.

As long as I get to- NOPE! NOT CONTINUING THAT SENTENCE!

WHY ARE YOU SUCKING MY STUMMY????

But also don’t stop—

“You’re good… I just wasn’t expecting that, but I promise I don’t mind.”

Oh he’s definitely planning on being seen alright, and he plans on seeing all of her.

“I—

You know what enjoy. This isn’t the first time you bit me anyways—“

He STILL has bite meal from when they last shared a bed. He loves them though.

Frog blink.

Frog blink twice actually.

“Hi, hello, howdy—“

That is me.

Hi. Twinklemachus doing Twinklemachus things.

He can definitely help her out with that.

…

Suddenly he’s packing a bag to spend the night at Hyrule.

WH— HUH???

WHERE DID SHE EVEN COME FROM????