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Wayward

@waywardaudio.bsky.social

I am a human teapot of English stereotypes, steeped in sarcasm and self-delusion. I act, I game, I embarrass myself.

11 Followers  |  0 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 01.01.2025  |  1.2063

Latest posts by waywardaudio.bsky.social on Bluesky

Not saying Iโ€™d steal a corgi, but if one made prolonged eye contact and looked even slightly underappreciatedโ€ฆ Iโ€™ve got a tote bag and questionsble morals.

01.08.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Catch You Looking at Meโ€ฆ And Iโ€™m Looking Too | Friends to Lovers | Love Confession | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio I Catch You Looking at Meโ€ฆ And Iโ€™m Looking Too | Friends to Lovers | Love Confession | Audio RP

"We shouldnโ€™t."
โ€ฆOkay, but consider this: what if we did? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’‹ #WhatIfWeJustKissed #WaywardAudio

youtu.be/g_utPwqtbic

19.02.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Midnight Picnic? Okay, This Is Not Weird at Allโ€ฆ | Friends to Lovers | Love Confession | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio Midnight Picnic? Okay, This Is Not Weird at Allโ€ฆ | Friends to Lovers | Love Confession | Audio RP

๐Ÿ•› Midnight picnic? A little odd, but okay.
๐Ÿ“ Every single one of my favourite foods? Suspicious.
๐ŸŽก Abandoned funfair where we first met? Very suspicious.
๐Ÿ‘€ You keep looking at me like you know something I donโ€™t? Alarming.
๐Ÿ’ก Oh. Oh no. Youโ€™re about to say something, arenโ€™t you?

youtu.be/Um8xHinF-RA

11.02.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Iโ€™ll Confess My Love if You Stop Eating That Pizza | Friends to Lovers | Love Confession | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio Iโ€™ll Confess My Love if You Stop Eating That Pizza | Friends to Lovers | Love Confession | Audio RP

Wayward: "You know, I've heard of people cremating their enemies... but pineapple? What did the poor fruit do to deserve this?"
You: "You like pineapple on pizza."
Wayward: "Yes, but preferably without a Viking funeral."

youtu.be/0dgqLzKrPtg

10.02.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Youโ€™re Not Alone, No Matter What You Think | Comfort | Loving Girlfriend | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio Youโ€™re Not Alone, No Matter What You Think | Comfort | Loving Girlfriend | Audio RP

When shadows close in and the world feels too heavy, will you let yourself lean on someone who refuses to let you fall?

youtu.be/uwr7ikfXtVY

10.02.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
So, I Drank the Purple Thing in the Fridgeโ€ฆ | Truth Potion | Friends to Lovers | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio So, I Drank the Purple Thing in the Fridgeโ€ฆ | Truth Potion | Friends to Lovers | Audio RP

WAYWARD: I did not drink something dangerous from the fridge.
YOU: You did.
WAYWARD: No... Yes. Yes, I did. Oh no. What colour was the truth potion again?

youtu.be/WVPrUMsbgOs

09.02.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Knew Youโ€™d Come to Save Me | Spoiled Yandere Rich Girl | Itโ€™s a Trap | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio I Knew Youโ€™d Come to Save Me | Spoiled Yandere Rich Girl | Itโ€™s a Trap | Audio RP

Picture this: You smash through a skylight to save the day, only for your "victim" to thank you... and then casually reveal theyโ€™re the mastermind behind the entire kidnapping.

youtu.be/LV2PekGH-gY

03.02.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
You Know You Love a Bit of Office Drama | Office Troublemaker | Corporate Hell | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio You Know You Love a Bit of Office Drama | Office Troublemaker | Corporate Hell | Audio RP

Found in the break room:
"Catherine broke the printers again. Black market cake meet-up at 2 PM. Bring tea. Shh!"

youtu.be/q5-GTpCMxvM

02.02.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hey, Youโ€™re Awake! Want to Cuddle? | Clingy Girlfriend | Early Morning Adoration | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio Hey, Youโ€™re Awake! Want to Cuddle? | Clingy Girlfriend | Early Morning Adoration | Audio RP

Wayward: Oh, good morning.
You: Isnโ€™t it a bit early for...
Wayward: Shhh, no questions. Just cuddles. Or else the pout comes out.

youtu.be/onyywoq3WCw

02.02.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Youโ€™ve Been Working Too Hard, Darling | Concerned Wife | Cuddles | Pillow Stealing | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio Youโ€™ve Been Working Too Hard, Darling | Concerned Wife | Cuddles | Pillow Stealing | Audio RP

Pouting? Me? Oh, Iโ€™m pouting. I need something to cuddle. But if youโ€™re here now, maybe Iโ€™ll give the pillow a rest.

youtu.be/ejmHA1g0g1s

01.02.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morning person? Sure, if 'person who didnโ€™t sleep' counts.

05.01.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Moth Girl Astronaut Gets a Little Too Caffeinated | Love Confession | Sci Fi | AUDIO RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio Moth Girl Astronaut Gets a Little Too Caffeinated | Love Confession | Sci Fi | AUDIO RP

Captain: โ€˜Are you sure this will work?โ€™
Me: Spins in circles โ€˜Absolutely. The moon is calling me.โ€™ ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿฆ‹
Honestly, I have no idea if Iโ€™m leading us home or just to the nearest light bulb. โœจ๐Ÿ’ก youtu.be/YA0A6pnoh5g
#FollowTheWings #ShinyCaptain #WaywardAudio

05.01.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Favourite mug: destroyed. Emotional stability: gone. Evil plans: imminent.

04.01.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Awkward Confession During a Zombie Apocalypse | Friends to Lovers | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio Awkward Confession During a Zombie Apocalypse | Friends to Lovers | Audio RP

Me: โ€œIโ€™m in love with you.โ€
Them: hits me in the face trying to be romantic
If we survive this, Iโ€™m writing a survival guide... for love, not zombies. ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸงŸ
youtu.be/6wvPLJqpChE #FacePalmRomance #WaywardAudio

04.01.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Would Do Anything for You, Except Let You Go | Yandere Grilfriend | Gaslighting | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio I Would Do Anything for You, Except Let You Go | Yandere Grilfriend | Gaslighting | Audio RP

Oh sweetheart, I didnโ€™t kidnap you. I rescued you. Thereโ€™s a difference. Ask the FBI... if they catch me. ๐Ÿ”—๐Ÿšจ youtu.be/ZVzL18tdhW4 #NotALoveCrime #WaywardAudio

01.01.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pet My Tail and Iโ€™ll Tell You Everything | Tipsy Kitsune Grilfriend | Fluffy Secrets | Audio RP
YouTube video by Wayward Audio Pet My Tail and Iโ€™ll Tell You Everything | Tipsy Kitsune Grilfriend | Fluffy Secrets | Audio RP

Look, itโ€™s New Yearโ€™s Eve. Champagne happened. Magic happened. My tail happened. Donโ€™t question it, just pet it. ๐Ÿพโœจ
youtu.be/PQ3HhXwz9tQ #FurryButFlawless #WaywardAudio

01.01.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New year, same regrets. But hey, theyโ€™re vintage now.

01.01.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0