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YouTube video by LBC Simon Marks tries to make sense of US-Israeli strikes on Iran

Simon Marks attempts to make sense of this horrific intervention in Iran. Sadly though, he’s chatting to Miss Piggy… youtu.be/sj6Mmp6RK90?...

Labour’s Gorton And Denton Shame And so it came to pass that one of those inconvenient Parliamentary by-elections came along, but this should not have proved an insurmountab...

Labour lose - and until they sever ties with Labour Together, they will KEEP LOSING!!! zelo-street.blogspot.com/2026/02/labo...

Why? Because Donald Trump can't spell Operation Almighty Tantrum.

17.45 ONE DURRR WOMAN The adventures of the singularly idiotic female superhero. This week, where have you parked the invisible plane? You've forgotten? DURRRRRR!

Super-Saturday

Denton's Delights It's the morning after the divisive by-election, and Reform candidate Matt Goodwin’s graceless loss has set the tone for some residents - while others start work to bring a community back together.

It's the morning after the divisive by-election, and Reform candidate Matt Goodwin’s graceless loss has set the tone for some residents - while others start work to bring a community back together.
This is how it felt in Denton yesterday.
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Stewart Lee: Do you want to make a splash? Then use the right’s social media latrine Have you engineered a Gotcha! moment? Have you shorn it of context? Then all you need to do is drop it from a height and make a mess online

“Do you want to make a splash? Then use the right’s social media latrine” says STEWART LEE www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

I think Global Radio should consider themselves warned. Hell hath no fury like a journalist fired for doing her job scorned…

It’s taboo to admit it, but voters bear some responsibility for the frayed state of Britain | Andy Beckett Populists blame an ever-expanding list of enemies for social ills – many of which are in fact caused by changes in our habits and social norms, says Guardian columnist Andy Beckett

“It’s taboo to admit it, but voters bear some responsibility for the frayed state of Britain” says ANDY BECKETT www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

22.00 FILM: 'SCREAM Cornish horror as they ask people from Devon "What's on top of your scone?"

Never mind this whole #scream7 nonsense, this is what keeps us awake at night

Last day in Washington DC and I finally got to meet @JackPosobiec Family man, veteran, patriot and friend, always had my back from across the pond I had the honour of receiving one of @charliekirk11 47 hats from the day he was taken from us Next stop Florida

Weird little insecure man joins weird little cargo cult made up of weird little insecure men who worship weird man.

'Gorton and Denton voters should reject Trump fan boy Farage and his mob' Having lived through Trump’s divisive rise in America, Gorton and Denton cannot let Reform UK import the same politics of grievance, division and billionaire-backed populism into Britain

“Gorton voters should reject Trump fan boy Farage - it's time to choose a different path” says CHRIS BUCKTIN www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

Says disgraced ex-Doctor Who writer Gareth Roberts…

Gareth Roberts has been known to be a dick for years before the transphobe stuff but it’s still a hilarious, bizarre downfall. Literally burning every friend and professional relationship over this.

Except, Gareth, Peter Capaldi is off living his best life and is beloved by Doctor Who fans while you're a bitter unemployed loser.

So Epstein buddies Andrew and Mandelson have been arrested in the UK. And in the US? Zero, zip, nada | Marina Hyde At least the British gave us the perp-walk shots. But I fear that any Americans seeking real justice will have to wait, and wait, and wait, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

“So Epstein buddies Andrew and Mandelson have been arrested in the UK. And in the US? ZERO! ZIP!! NADA!!!” says MARINA HYDE www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

14.00 SPOTIFY THE DOG Where • is Spotify? Is he in the kennel? No. Is he under the bed? No. Is he • on the chair? No. Oh, there he is, look! He's behind an ever-increasing monthly fee and dubious artist reimbursement model. Clever boy.

Monday innit.

Just when you thought the #EpsteinAdministration couldn't degrade our country any further:

“The guy did a great job for a competitive rate. I’m really pleased with it”

Not the first time Sangita Myska’s been right, is it?

@danboriscreates.bsky.social

By Daniel Boris.

BRIAN READE: 'Rupert Lowe party Restore sounds like a male hair loss treatment' How surprising that Rupert Lowe has done what every far right egomaniac does when they realise the only big cheese allowed in a Nigel Farage party is Nigel Farage: Form their own one.

“Rupert Lowe's new party Restore sounds like a male hair loss treatment” says BRIAN READE www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Stewart Lee: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse all work for Pimlico Plumbers I heard the prophet of the AI-driven end times foretell our doom in chilling detail last week. It was Reform donor Charlie Mullins on LBC

“The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse all work for Pimlico Plumbers” says STEWART LEE www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

Officer Crabtree, saying ‘The Pronce is a nince’.

#ThingsIJustSawOnline

Well... Bargain Hunt is a bit different today.

A hero woman

The bravery of this woman.
Today belongs to Virginia. RIP

19.00 ARE YOU BEING PERVED? Scandal erupts at Grace Bros, as Captain Peacock discovers a hidden camera in the ladies fitting rooms while Mrs Slocombe wonders how many people have seen her pussy.

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 17/20 by @dextercrisp.bsky.social

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'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

Why didn't Farage just answer the question about Reform's education policy?

Why did he seek to mock and ridicule the journalist asking a perfectly legitimate question and try to deligitimise the FT?

Easy. That's who he is. An arrogant man who doesn't have any policies beyond pointing at the sea.

As we near the 10th anniversary of Brexit, with evidence the damage to our economy is even worse than predicted, time to remind ourselves of Brexit Battalions ‘Media Corps’ who pushed for and celebrated this. Good time to tag them in. Any apologies?