grace (she/her)

my (orange) cat would be a better president than trump

if you're going to obviously film during a theatre production at least get a good angle

orange car theory:
you see more orange cars than you do yellow cars in any given period of time. You will now be conscious about every time you see an orange car.

just remembered that at Christian summer camp they made me play dizzy bat and then ride a horse to the other side of the bar while I was crazy dizzy

I'm so obsessed with Webkinz rn I think it might ruin my life. I can't stop thinking about Webkinz. Must play Webkinz.

if I didn't have a fear of being perceived on the Internet my TikToks would be fire

I've doubled the amount I've cried this year in the last week!

i cant believe i ever hated mayonnaise

I just remembered that in highschool I emailed the entire school the bee movie script in Morse Code. . .

nobody in my office knows I'm listening to the main title from the live action Cat in the Hat

why is getting texts SO overwhelming!!

I had to explain to my boss why I kept saying there's a McDonald's in the Pentagon today

not well!

What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!

Mine are things I almost always carry with me:

- Phone
- Computer
- Inhaler
- Toothbrush/Toothpaste
- Gogo Squeeze / Other Snack
- Water Bottle
- Pencil Pouch (full of colorful flair pens)
- Chapstick
- Earbuds
- Hairtie/Claw clip/Other Clips

and one more for fun:
-my car kazoo

I just discovered GQs 10 things you can't live without series and I'm obsessed.

Please share yours below if you care to :)

I'm at the age where I'm watering down my own juice

I don't care how good it is but you will never get me to eat the last bite of a wrap.

Time to play Stardew Valley.

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

in the first 10 minutes they made Tabitha and Dill woohoo in a bush. . .

whoever scheduled me into 3 hours of back to back production meetings is mean.

(it was me)

I'm bad at parking and I know it. sometimes I simply don't care enough to fix it.

I care please spill

my appointment is next week

when life feels bad play Mambo No. 5

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

if jukebox musicals have no haters then I am dead

I don't know how many more "unprecedented times" I can live through