The Happy Crab

And then she shot the horse

“I don’t think I’ll work, I’ll just take this money,” is he talking about Congress?

Of course he did, because hypocrisy is a prerequisite of this party

I came straight to the comments to see how far down I’d have to scroll to see the inevitable “Inconceivable!” response. It was the 2nd comment. Whew!

I call this “Outrage Theater” in his honor

Oh yeah, when I think of an empathetic person, this is exactly what I picture.

JFC, the absolute worst. My kids have been giving better presentations since elementary school.

Economos with wise words that hit hard these days as absolute fucking truth about this government. (Sorry for the poor video quality!) #Peacemaker #Trump #GOP

Who’d she hire as a PR rep?

My whole life I’ve been a people pleaser, especially to my parents. I think I’ve finally crossed the threshold into the “We do not care club.” The eggshells have officially been stepped on…smashed even.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying oh , wow . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying oh , wow .

How he thinks people are reacting…

Ho ho! Sucks not being able to use a restroom just because of who you are, eh MAGA?!

Is Trump the product of the minimum word count they enforced in high schools, where kids learn to just keep saying words to make it sound like they know what they’re talking about but probably actually didn’t even research the topic?

I feel bad for Bad Bunny. The pressure for this performance has amplified immensely. It’s already the Super Bowl Half Time, but now you got all these political spectrums to either appease or piss off. Unbelievable. Let the poor guy just entertain.

Release the Epstein Files

Laura Loomer! How could I forget that one?

Donald Trump sucks
JD Vance sucks
Nancy Mace sucks
Marjorie Taylor Green sucks
Lauren Boebert sucks
Kristi Noem sucks
Kash Patel sucks
Karoline Leavitt sucks
Pam Bondi sucks
Trump Jr sucks
Pete Hegseth sucks
RFK Jr sucks
Brendan Carr sucks
DOGE sucks
ICE sucks
…running out of room, who else sucks?

Just saw on FB a post where someone jokingly had a meme of the White House that said “This is why we can’t have nice things,” and a reply said “Biden sure made a mess of things.” Fucking HOW is this still their official party line?

Class versus Trash.
Obama handled criticism with grace & returned humor. Trump cries & threatens a lawsuit with any non-flattering words directed at him. Grow a pair, Snowflake.

The reason Trump immediately jumps to “suing” whenever he hears someone say something he doesn’t like is because everything is about money to him. EV-ER-Y-THING. Period. #Kimmel

“Library”, but what books will there be if they’re all banned?

Them: “Show some respect! Celebrating death is disgraceful!”

Same People not 2 months ago: *Posting memes about Alligator Alcatraz keeping the local gators fed*

God this place sucks

Ew

No! Not my Gatsby!! Robert Redford 💔

The Pitt & Noah Wylie, well deserved #Emmys

I’ve not watched The Studio, maybe it deserved the win, but my heart was hoping Shrinking would have its moment 💕 #Emmys

Are we sure it wasn’t a hit from the inside?
#CharlieKirk

He’s not wrong that it IS an issue of right & wrong, he just thinks he’s on the right side…and he is wrong

Is…is this real? Can’t tell anymore