Claire Broderick

Bank of Mem, LLC

The woman sat down in the surprisingly uncomfortable chair with the bright light behind it that would shine over her shoulder and obscure her face from the camera. “This chair sucks,” she complained, scooting to the edge and finding a perfect dent for her rump and smoothing her…

The Cold War never really ended. In this essay I will...

Why is because if the parties actually fighting fought a war, we'd have nuclear winter.

Hero Pilot 'Sully' Was Asked About Trump Blaming DC Crash On 'DEI'—And His Reaction Says It All Sully is all of us.

Exactly Sully.

Miss me with that "he didn't understand" apologist bs. Also, "Roman Salute" is not the defense you think it is.

@meredithmchenry.bsky.social loved your cover of Better Man at Tap 25 tonight!

Open world games are too much for my ADHD brain. I need a locked map, a clear goal, and defined roles.

For light does darkness most fear

I prefer HP sauce on meat and Ketchup on potatoes

A bowl of dick. A bouquet of dick. A cornucopia of dick.

I mean seriously. If you put the events of the last 8 years in a novel, your editor would fire you as a client.

1) Embrace the absolute fucking absurdity of everything that has happened in the last 8 years.
2) Go watch some comedians who share your cadence and sense of humor.
3) Go watch your Emotion Support 90s/00s Sitcom. You know the one that's kinda problematic but still good for your soul?

I have Vivid memories of the boys teasing me and calling me a girl and getting upset. Then they'd say, "Oh, you're a boy?" And I'd be like no... Not realizing there was a third option, I always left those moments confused and dysphoric.

Smashmouth was right: the years start coming, and they don't stop coming.

It's not so much a cabinet as a junk drawer

I've never even hear of Mastodon. But Signal and Snapchat are more DM while this and threads are more like Twitter

My family is from Fishersville, which is just southeast of Richmond! Oh Shenandoah, I long to see you.

They're on a level for me. It would be about energy and personality for sure, but also, por que no los dos?

Henceforth I shall refer to the owner of the worst social media cesspool and the company that makes the car that was animated on a Gameboy Advance as FLOTUS

Siiiiigh

So who's moving over here?

Hello world