Michael Dekker

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

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“I think the reason we don’t make those distinctions is because it’s really hard to explain the difference without sounding like a pedophile.”

youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...

Someone needs to chat with Chatty Kathy

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

trvth orbital kinetic strike

TRUMP: You have to bring in talent

INGRAHAM: Well, we have plenty of talented people in America


TRUMP: No you don't. No.


INGRAHAM: We don't have talented people here?

*lowering myself into a tomb*

Me: Imagine if Biden etc etc

Adding a plank to my mayoral bid: “If elected, I will institute a new, distinct AWOOOOOO to alert the Minneapolis public that the northern lights are viewable & commence a strategic, public-safety-vetted 2-minute shutdown of all streetlights.”

Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy “In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...

SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”

If you can’t count to five, please don’t jump into my replies telling me how you could have handled this better than Justice Jackson.

Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell

I could not make it to Split Rock Lighthouse lighting tonight for the Edmund Fitzgerald anniversary.

It's a work/school night 🙁 but I was there last year.

Found some pics/video I never posted.

Pretty sure I hold the closest view anyone has dared to get on shore ⚓️🚢🕯🫡

I love a meme targeted for my demographic

The rot’s been here since the dipshits in bedsheets

Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.

If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.

The audacity. The sheer mitigated gall to say that to us, rather than walking down the hall and saying this to Tim Kaine or the Nevada contingent or that raging asshole John Fetterman. The arrogant ignorance is astounding.

We're debating on the government funding package right now and every single Republican voted against a Democratic amendment to pass a clean, one-year extension of the ACA tax credits.

Republicans just don't care about your health care.

it also is a *very* bad look that one of the defectors, whether he's attempting to cover for another member of the caucus or not, is Literally The Minority Whip

Virginia House seats won by Democrats this century, out of the chamber's 100 seats:

in 2001: 32
in 2003: 34
in 2005: 40
in 2007: 44
in 2009: 39
in 2011: 32
in 2013: 33
in 2015: 34
in 2017: 49
in 2019: 55 (first Dem majority since 1999)
in 2021: 48
in 2023: 51

2025, i.e. this week: 64

For the people who liked 👆, this data, coupled with increased labor force participation and low unemployment all suggest material improvements to quality of life at the bottom of the income distribution. bsky.app/profile/clay...

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

The Senate was designed by slave owning child abusers to make sure the American government would never be democratic.

Hey, Senator, quick question from a resident. Sen Shaheen said she was committed to ACA and this was a first step. What are the next steps she is talking about? Thanks!

Americans deserved a better deal than this one.

Dear @markey.senate.gov @wyden.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social @hickenlooper.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov @reed.senate.gov @coons.senate.gov @ossoff.senate.gov @lujan.senate.gov

I don't care how good you are, I will donate to your primary opponent unless you call for Schumer's removal

I’m not convinced that the absolute standard of living in the US at the lower 20th percentile is better in November 2025 than it was in November 2015. Average, maybe. But that conceals a lot of concentration of purchasing power within the elite.

THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD HERE 🇨🇦
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Get 'em!