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The kings advisor when the rebels are storming the gates: "M'lord, they are going to cut off me fookin 'ed..."

19.01.2025 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

16.01.2025 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reading all this Niel Gaiman stuffs just reinforces the decision 6 year old me made to never read books. I'm 500 steps ahead of everyone.

16.01.2025 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scientists today "I have spent 15 years studying the effects of Atrazine on zygote production in lab rats. Now we must temper my findings as my data fails to take into account..."

Scientists back in the day "I beat monkeys with bats and lemme tell you they do NOT like it."

20.12.2024 00:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The NYPD being outsmarted for so long by an assassin named Luigi is hands down the biggest L they have ever taken. Yes it's bigger than the other time.

09.12.2024 22:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Camera crew was evil for this one

08.12.2024 06:26 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

God's cruelest joke was giving me a singing voice, but it was the voice of Scott Stapp.

06.12.2024 21:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WWE posting: Milwaukee tools should sponsor CM Punk.

01.12.2024 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You either die a farter, or live to be a sharter.

29.11.2024 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Throwback to when I made a drunken tbell order so incomprehensible my boyfriend refused to get me the tbell.

27.11.2024 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People are going too crazy on the sauces. Everyone, if you got ketchup, mayo, mustard, Worcestershire, and a hot sauce, you can make 90% of sauces yourself. It's time to fucking relax there is some poor guy locked in the basement of Heinz HQ running out of condiment compounds.

26.11.2024 09:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0