the noise of acknowledgement that some of y'all make when the nurse calls you in from the waiting room....
rehearse that at home next time

03.07.2023 13:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

please! i need loads of bluesky invite codes and i need them now! i need all my friends to get on here so they can see me and my boyfriend be the only people to like and reply to each other's content

21.06.2023 02:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

woah, watch where you're pointing those water guns!

21.06.2023 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

constantly preparing myself for the worst
i.e. listening to ambient music in my free time to associate leisure with the sound of hold music on a toll free line

20.06.2023 22:56 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

oh. heeey boo 😘

14.06.2023 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

smells like updog in here

13.06.2023 14:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0