Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!)

“Oh what, we can’t hold an open house just because the bodies we made to make it happen aren’t cold yet!?”

MetalTyrannomon

All this over an argument over which flavor of beef jerky to get

Operation Shut the Fuck Up Until Legally Compelled forever

The Divine Hammer (my jorking arm)

Is he running an op to infiltrate the Bass Pro Pyramid

Doing what makes you feel nice with it SWEEP

Glorp is this true

Does that mean Merged Zamasu is just jerking his own clone off

Oh whatcha reading
William Shatner’s Tekwars! (sic)

This sounds like what happens after you put FEV in the water supply in Fallout 3

This is extra funny because a core tenet of Buddhism is that life is constant suffering lmao, hence the goal being to not have to do more of it

I would like a large number 5
-Siddhartha Gautama

You should find someone to watch DBZ with, some sort of friend who is a girl perhaps
Potara are magic earrings that fuse two people together to make them like twice as strong as their combined strength when one is worn on each person’s opposite ear. Like Vegito, who’s different from when they dance

Potara vs. Fusion Dance fusion

They seem to be under the impression that fire means munitions in this instance when it actually means you can’t fight one fire with an equally large other wildfire because it’ll just turn into an even largerer double fire

The ultimate tag team, Jerry Tightchen

The duality of cat man

Yeah I inherently mistrust that word from people whose actual goal seems to be “make everyone be nice to each other at all times and also people who show boobies for fun and/or profit are gross”

It matters not so long as taste good

The yawn is the scream of the unawake
-Martin Luther King Jr, when he was sleepy but still had stuff to do that morning

Fried omurice!

Gee bong I wonder what may have changed in 11 years that has people far more personally afraid guess we’ll never know and should remain toxically positive

The perfect size and shape to be loaded into a pneumatic tube and fired into your mouth from across the house, excellent work

No you see it’s very manly to be so scared of public places as a white conservative that you need to take the 12 gauge to Albertson’s

Cash trades are so funny because how are you a billion dollar merchandising entity and fuck up so bad that you turn into Squidward after he got fired

Enjoy the donut sir you ain’t gon’ find me
Man remember when Forza Horizon wasn’t the only racing game that paid for a good soundtrack

What a thoroughly depressing aspiration

I AM ROCK

A Kermit Angel’s Connection