Funny Karate Bear (But Festive)

Yeah what are the gravy boats supposed to float in

Tradcaths inventing the new dogma of the Macculate Conception

Deliverables dispute here meaning “it has been several years and I did the work, where the fuck is my $24000”

Ryan “what do you mean Blacked porn can be racist” Grim

When the decade long We Swear Its Not a War is meticulously planned in the best interests of all parties involved

Art of the Dale

The guy at the butcher counter was biased against me because he wouldn’t give me a break on my ground beef

Who in the name of god calls it a footgun you weird, weird man

Ryan Dim

An approximate approximate

Art of the Dale

The problem with this analogy is the button at George Jetson’s job worked correctly and didn’t make everything worse while nobody gave a fuck

It’s weird how they can dismiss communism as non-functional because what if an amoral and self interested guy got to the top, but suggest that their techno-fash utopia would never have anything like that happen even though there’s a way more robust incentive structure for that to happen

When businessmen first said you really had to believe in your product for it to succeed I don’t think they were meaning in the Silicon Valley sense where every C suite guy is holding a ritual kris intermingled in old and new bloodstains and yet here we are

A story is just a bunch of random Words

Collecting Bluesky staff crashouts that happened for no reason because of self inflicted wounds that could’ve been avoided by simply Not Posting like the infinity stones

Ya got any ideas on how to make fresh produce cheaper or change American society such that people only drink coffee because they like it instead of as a legal over the counter amphetamine to survive work there Bobby or just this

Matt Schlapp, Schlappin his Meat in Public: yeah but have you considered if they were alive they’d have to wear clothes

We were all really busy those weeks, sorry

Rare clearheaded idea from money-chasing idiots tbh

the fact that this company wanted so badly not to run a social media website and were pushed ass-backwards into doing it at the behest of Blockchain Capital and then got insanely mad when the wrong kinds of nerds showed up will never stop being funny

I will never forgive them for doing what they did go the career of Tony Hawk 4 because individuating the timer for every goal and being chill was why I really started liking them and it means any THUG remake (not likely) is gonna be some malformed horseshit

Betting pool for the inevitable use of the n word on camera during one of his video narrations: 1 month, 3, 6 or a year, nearest without going over wins

Dine of this turtle soup, for it is My blood

Damn sounds like they should treat this place like a social media website instead of a proof of concept for their theoretically useful but shoddy product wait I’m getting an update in my earpiece
lol lmao

The hall

It used to be cool how people collected cards and physical copies of low print run video games to play with them and feel nice having them as a hobby instead of as a replacement for the pension that got wealth-redistributed to billionaire pedophiles for crashing the economy

See normally I liked running into people with shared interests because it’s sort of like a break that helps you feel like a person again for a second, but that experience seems like it’d make me want to do the album cover from Rage Against the Machine- Self-Titled

Back when the show was airing that was one of my dad’s wake up songs of choice because of the opening lyrics. He also did the ARE YOU REAAAAAAAADY from Korn’s Blind before he left me at school. (He’s fine* I’m just 30 now)
*besides the injuries rooted in decades of manual labor

ponce nez for when goblin needs to go Smarty Pants mode