Sinnamon 🧜🏻‍♀️

Hands down this might be the best costume I’ve ever done. Note to self though: bring more body tape. Clip in comments.

My ex has asked me to perform in their fundraising show for their top surgery. Like how do I say I don’t perform for free without sounding like an absolute arse? Even if it’s for charity, asking your performers to do it for free really devalues the industry. Exposure doesn’t pay bills

It didn’t work but at least the bookcase looks great 👍🏻

Clearing out and organising my book shelf in the hopes that it will also clear out and organise the bad day in my brain

Flu jab and Covid jab on the same day in the same arm why do I do this to myself 😂😭

Might be a bit too British for you, but try The Boyfriend Material by Alexis Hall. One of my faves

R.I.P my Peugeot 308 🚙 😂 a bajillion things wrong with you over the years and yet it was a bit of rust that has finally forced you onto the scrap heap

Car has failed its MOT 🙃 say goodbye to the measly contents of my bank account

Overwhelmed much project juggling at work. Car has broken down again and I accidentally let the MOT expire. And my bed is broken and needs replacing. 🙃🙃🙃 blanket, book, cup of tea time it is.

Spoiler alert: I’m a bisexual. But I don’t think the lesbians would mind in this case.

I will never again deliver a comment as dry as the following exchange during a show with my old burlesque troupe.
Fellow dancer: there are so many naked women here. What would a lesbian do? *derogatory*
Me: we get changed, like the rest of you

Saw this at a festival a couple of weeks ago and I wanted to buy it so bad

Chatting to a pretty girl on Instagram I am unkillable

This image lives rent free in my head

It is the year 2025 and I’m installing Rollercoaster Tycoon like I’m 12 years old again

Hi gang! I'm gonna be out of work soon 💔

I'm currently working my 4 week's notice at my awful dayjob & then who knows??
I will likely open commissions again, I'll let you all know when, but in the meantime any Kofi tips are not required but are greatly appreciated, thank you.

ko-fi.com/pastelrake

Steamed yet more punks

Steamed some punks or whatever

Just found out I’m going to be on a lineup with 3 big burlesque names and I’m losing it 😂 the imposter syndrome is real

Me and the bro went to see Rocky Horror 👌🏻

May or may not have made a Ninja Turtle burlesque routine.

Gorgeous! Hope you had a fab day xx

I’m in love with that dude. I could watch him shoot arrows upside down on a pole in heels all gd day

We stan the hairdresser. Also this looks 🔥🔥🔥

That sounds like something someone with unconventional tastes would say… 👀

Wish I could scoop out my eyeballs and rinse them under the cold tap

Very normal. Definitely won’t be checking all exits seven times before he goes to bed

Idk who gave them pupils but I hope they were fired

I wasn’t expecting a set like that it’s insane