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Job application: “don’t worry if you don’t meet every single bullet point!! We’re looking for a human ☺️😊”

Same exact job application in the question section: “you must have done this generic, transferable marketing job in this exact niche field or don’t bother applying”

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The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

With video of another street execution from ICE going around, a reminder that while video documentation of atrocities is important, you have no ethical obligation to watch videos of people dying. Traumatizing yourself isn’t advocacy. You do not have to watch the video to be outspoken against this

you cannot reform a bad form. abolition is the only answer

Genuinely, at least 1/3 of this country is deeply evil. Not just fuck ice, fuck everyone who cheers this on and anyone who votes for this shit. I’m fucking sick of it

Old man black kitty snuggles while I play new animal crossing update

Animal crossing and animal snuggles 🥰

@cptncamel.bsky.social every night

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Not to sound like a political extremist but I want bad things to happen to bad people.

Fuck ICE now and forever

Remember that you can turn off autoplay videos in the content and media section of the settings. Super important today as there's a graphic video going around ):

This is a 1 in 1000 chance 😭😭

My fucking cavendish in balatro expired the 3rd round I had it are you kidding

a man in a red sweater and tie is sitting on a couch Alt: Tim Robinsons face when he sees the pig in the Nixon mask, horrified

Tim Robinson seeing the eraserhead baby like

All I want for Christmas is for someone to make a David Lynch movie exactly the same except the main character is replaced by Tim Robinson just reacting to things happening in the plot of the movie

I’M CACKLING

Oh to be baked, wearing a pikachu onesie, drinking vegan baileys hot cocoa and wearing a face mask

This happened to me too when my car was paid off because it was one of my oldest credit lines 😭 it did go back up like 6 months later but it was so stupid

This king bsky.app/profile/wari...

Ok i saw the guy in the orchestra whose always playing multiple instruments and going ham, i can go to sleep now

One Republic is still a band apparently lmao

tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...” ME: “Yes” GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...” ME: “YES” GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online” ME: “I’m out”

i stand by this statement every year

a man in armor holds a sword with a red handle and looks to the side Alt: Astarion claps

Bg3 should get GOTY of the year every year because it’s probably the best game ever made sorry not sorry

I ain’t getting the TERF game even if it’s free sorry

I was the one to say we should play it lmao

15 years today with @sassycat69.bsky.social 🥰

Since being married, we don't often celebrate our dating anniversary like we once did, but certainly a good thing to recognize and cherish for the best friend, partner, and lover one could ask for ❤️

I love clickers but I have too many allergies and sinus issues to wear them exclusively lol