miss bloom

my coven canceled our full moon swim.. very suspicious

nothing sluttier than a man with a septum piercing..

the full moon literally did NOTHING for me.

just opened a beer with a bottle of nail polish

ik ga geen genoegen nemen met iemand die aan mij niet genoeg heeft

my flings always end in September

I'm finally old and cool enough to admit that museums bore me to death

speed numbs

hate to see a photo of a beautiful man tainted and corrupted by a snapchat filter..

downloaded feeld but it kinda scared me so i deleted the next day

i love to unethically boycott polygamy

got a bruise on my thigh from carrying heavy tiles but it absolutely looks like a sex bruise

the fire was burning out and our feelings were also cooling

a good remedy for my unbearable yearning for my new lover is to go to the store and buy condoms

letting a man watch you exhume a bloody menstrual cup from your body is the epitome of romance

dating a man with two kids.. uh, yeah

i was on the train talking on the phone and lost connection in a tunnel... actually can't believe that really happened

sold my trailer to a 50+ hippie power lesbian couple.. perfect ending to my dreamy/raw trailer park era

I'm ovulating wanna text him

my mother's dog found a decomposed deer in the woods. ive been wanting to go back to extract a souvenir (jaw bone) but i also feel weird about it. like I've been trying to figure out if i would mind someone taking my jaw from my skeleton in the wild

venus is in cancer. these words have many meanings

went to see a concert with my 60+ single mother and she put red lipstick on ♡ made me emotional for some reason. i love her so much

i wear my menstrual cup 10 hours max and i like to put it in around two so that times up at midnight and i get to feel like Cinderella rushing home to rid myself of the blood that's gathered in this alien silicone thing inside my vulva

chat am i pregnant or is it the full moon

the rain had stopped before the cows reached the tree

Just almost cried over a LinkedIn post lol

slept with a man who has children for the first time in my life and now my period is late. this man may have extremely potent, rubber resistant seed..

trailer park living is cutting open the skin on my shin trying to lift a gas tank; now I'm at the office in leopard print kitten heels and vintage skirt with a massive wound in plain sight

opening my beer with a mascara.. just girly things

i said "i do, actually" and he said "good"