Accidently used my partner's girly body wash instead of my manly dirt scented one and now I have rockin' tits.

19.05.2025 03:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't believe the Xbox One controllers still ran on AA batteries, those were wild times.

25.04.2025 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wish I didn't get hit with the Freshman 15 about 6 times.

16.04.2025 04:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unfortunately there's not enough room in this world and we must cast away corn tortillas in favor of the much superior flour tortilla.

06.03.2025 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coomers will really sit here and play a game where they solve a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle for the chance of seeing a single anime boob.

25.02.2025 07:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Step through the scary red door with us. This is not a cozy game.

Hey bluesky! We're hiring for a few positions! Come work with us on Project D :) ->

halfmermaid.co/jobs

🌟 Senior Character Artist
🌟 Cinematic Manager
🌟 Senior Environment Artist (European timezones)
🌟 Level Designer (European timezones)

19.02.2025 19:23 — 👍 486    🔁 305    💬 12    📌 15

Lookin good today

13.02.2025 04:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it me or are there kinda a lot more out in the open nazis? Real cool times we're living in. /s

31.01.2025 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you considered just being not poor?

31.01.2025 17:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We should really outlaw a few sounds from videos, mostly because they trigger me and the dog.
- Alarm Clock
- Doorbell
- That guy laughing say "oh no no"
- Smoke Detector Beep
- Vibrating sound
- AOL's "You got mail" (will not discuss this further)

21.01.2025 13:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have and always will be a Teto household

18.01.2025 04:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So how does the Switch 2 work with my Wii, is it like an accessory, or a new controller?

16.01.2025 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0