Bro~Bro

repost if you’re a pasta loving bitch

idk i posted that i hope jk rowling fucking dies and my acct didn’t get touched and that’s way more harsh than wishing “ill” on that fucking terf.

hey @bsky.app? grow a fucking spine and push back against what you KNOW is wrong.

I don’t know his name, but I love him

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Jesus Christ people.

The ARTIST/their team deemed that Panic wasn’t “cool enough” to be associated with, so we lost out. It happens! SAYING what happened isn’t the same as agreeing with it! Also, Panic was like 10yrs of my life. It had good parts & it had bad parts & I can say what I want!
Fuck off

The bean with its butt.

I just got off the phone with @bobabria.bsky.social and she informed me that the bean having butt cheeks was my idea. This was news to me, but also I am very proud to have been responsible for such a ground-breaking feature.

Trent's #1 Hater, Some guy rambling about Utilitarianism and Batman.

You know it's going to be a good day when Trent's #1 Hater is around @hankgreen.bsky.social

“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/??

No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.

i made ginger tea but it didn't make it into the cup

so here we are: Olivia played Uptown Girl for this boy while watching reruns of Glee, THEREFORE we can reasonably assume that it's the Glee cover, performed by none other than @curtmega.bsky.social as a Warblers number in episode 3x05, and the experience prompted her to write the hit single Deja Vu

It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.

* very unconstitutional

It would fit beautifully into a mid-century Tomorrowland’s 3D theater at Disneyland and I’m not kidding!

At least WDW gets a closure date and a proper send-off.

M*V3D closed at DCA sorta in the middle of the night with the introduction of Frozen Fun, and just disappeared.

As a kid, I always wondered why I was so obsessed Star Wars. I always wondered why it was so important.

As an adult, I get it now. Star Wars at its core is a story about fighting authoritarianism.

We must protect Regal Eagle at all costs

TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye

New monsters inc update looks 🔥

😢

i mentioned veloci to one of my coworkers, and one of the technicians was like "VELOCICOASTER? i wanna ride that" and i could hear him talking to someone else about epic universe. omg there's another theme park freak amongst us

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.

And the skeletons are…

Part of it!

I'm going to see it one last time in February then hiding in the projection booth until they blow the building up

2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.

I unironically love when someone just shows up on social media with a new girlfriend/boyfriend/partner and they simply just never explain it

No breakup, no meetcute, nada

So much mystery, so many questions

I will never ask them!

I will definitely make up stories in my head, but I will never ask

"The woke M&Ms have returned. The green M&M got her boots back but apparently is now a lesbian maybe? And there's also a plus-sized, obese, purple M&M. So we're gonna cover that...of course...because that's what we do."

Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night.

I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.

LAST SHOW OF THE YEAR!
SALT LAKE CITY!

How is ‘Chalametniacs’ not a thing? I’ve thought about this a lot. It seems so obvious.
I’m a Chalametniac.

Gatekeeping=bad.
The more you share your favorite things, the more you get to enjoy them.
Also, the thing you love could go away! So share!
People who are awesome will get it. Others (The non awesome, or the “non-some” ©D. Weekes Co.) will not & that’s ok. At least then you’ll know who’s who.

In Burbank this morning, I met a couple who told me they still didn’t know if their house was still standing.

We looked it up online and got the good news together.

It was still there.

If you don’t know the status of your home, you can find it here:

recovery.lacounty.gov