Loud Donkey

MAGA: “That money should go toward Americans!”

*Food stamps get cut*

MAGA: “Yeah! Fuck those kids!”

real censorship sucks and it eventually comes for everybody

Genuinely, thoughts and prayers for Charlie Kirk. No one deserves to get shot and political violence has no place in society.

this looks less like someone who had just casually jotted down a note and more like a very deliberate piece of handwriting based on the lettering and spacing

take that as you will

defacement by sticky note.

gonna call the police?

He murdered two innocent people. Go fuck yourselves.

It’s his whole shtick of creating problems himself in order to seem like some savior when it’s “fixed”.

In terms of Canada, another reason to try and take over as the “51st state” as he’s claimed all the cartel members (that don’t exist yet) there.

Just a thought:

Trump is smuggling cartel family members into the U.S.

Similar to other immigrants and the homeless population, I can see him sending these cartel members to cities and states that he finds to be in opposition to him.

Similarly, I can see him trying to smuggle them into Canada.

"An American pope? No way!"

Religion in America is in disarray.
Empathy in America is in disarray.

The things the Bible has taught us have been left behind for greed and corruption.

An American pope? Maybe that helps all of us get out of this mess with real leadership and guidance.

Trump's first 'new media' briefing hosts influencer who spent 7 days convinced the moon disappeared 'Has anyone seen the moon lately? I've been looking for 7 days.'

very strong headline

this isn't the onion? real world catching up.

Alleged former members of neo-Nazi group claim its leader is Russian spy Allegation against Rinaldo Nazzaro, founder of the Base, could shed new meaning on group’s efforts inside Ukraine

Many of us have long suspected the accelerationist group the Base (English for al Qaeda) was working with Russian intelligence. Now some of the group's own members think so too. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I don't know...I seen some dudes in costumes burning crosses. That sounds bad.

Honestly, much needed.

I've been sick and busy with other responsibilities, so I apologize for the lack of posting recently and the future lack of posting.

Taking care of yourself and those close to you should always remain your priority, even when you feel like there's a crisis.

"Mr. Abrego Garcia deserves due process, but he's no angel. Democrats are walking into a trap."

"So, you think they should have fought for someone else."

"Well... yeah."

"That'd be hard. All these people have criminal records."

"Wait... really?"

"No. But see how easy it is to lie?"

man, I've never slept so much from a simple cold. feeling good now though after sleeping for the last two days. I was definitely behind anyway. let's see what's happened in the world...

oh...

right.

lol 4chan was hacked. we gonna have a field day.

Letter from Dem Senator Chris Van Hollen (MD) requesting a meeting with Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele
To discuss MD father Kilmar Abrego Garcia's return

"If Kilmar is not home by midweek – I plan to travel to El Salvador this week to check on his condition and discuss his release."

Also, I'm so happy I was able to throw in a comment about the future of bartering with crows.

IYKYK

Congratulations! Your Dollar Has Been Selected for Early Retirement R.I.P. to the G.O.A.T. of currency

A eulogy for the U.S. dollar.

"...they bought yachts and lobbyists while the rest of us got overdraft fees and an inspirational quote about hard work from a bumper sticker on a repossessed Honda Civic."

louddonkey.substack.com/p/congratula...

This is the type of shit everyone should be screaming about.

it's so weird to care that much about genitalia that is not your own

@brooklynmarie.bsky.social

Someone should make one of Jesus and give it to all of the same Congresspeople.

Ask them to pick one to wear.

Coming This Summer: Freedom Flex '25 The military parade nobody asked for...

I wonder what a military parade in Washington D.C. would look like under this administration...

louddonkey.substack.com/p/coming-thi...

that happened with me and sydney sweeney

but i am a respecter of women and privacy

hot dog or no hot dog tomorrow

Good morning. A reminder that historically when the US has wanted to punish other countries, it imposed sanctions on them, cutting their people off from global trade, hoping to create enough economic havoc that they rein in their leaders.

Trump has imposed economic sanctions on the American people.

BREAKING: Measles Launches North American Reunion Tour, Thanks Brainworms The Bird Flu may be joining them soon!

The economy may be going down the shitter, but at least we've got the measles going back on a North American tour.

louddonkey.substack.com/p/breaking-m...