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criminal//Jade 🏳️‍⚧️

@gator-loves.bsky.social

21, she/her. I like vriska and Eridan a normal amount. System + fictionkin, full of mem8ers. Vriska is my host PhD in Eridanology pfp from @arachnidsgrippysocks on tum8lr 18+ only

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a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a window in a room . ALT: a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a window in a room .
02.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

chat what did she mean 8y this

02.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you know
I saw some ghb x dualscar yaoi
If you wanna see
Wearing a trench coat all secretive

02.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh jeez ::::(
I hope everything works out

02.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my eyes couldn't tell the difference 8etween violet and purple so I was like
"Its either grand high8lood or dualscar."

02.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Delays ::::(?

02.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dualscar :::)?

02.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh yeah?

01.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I think what bugs me the most about this is that making a drug that makes you thin totally exonerates the dire state of food availability in America

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this is me 8ut girlfriend and only oneyplays (I dont know what cumtown is)

01.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ive noticed that people are hard pushing it l8ly idfk why

01.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A witchy wip ✨

#ocsky || #ocart

01.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Em8arrassing*

01.03.2026 17:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone who constantly told me what to do to 'improve' ny warhammer models (giving unsolicited advice) supports ai and thinks you should learn how to use it 8ecause its gonna destroy jo8s
He also uses ai to understand color theory and pick color schemes and I think thats the most embarrassing thing.

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a man is smiling and saying we will watch your career with great interest . ALT: a man is smiling and saying we will watch your career with great interest .

well I am pretty perverted so youre pro8a8ly like this rn:

01.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

>:3 me too!! Someone has to watch all the cute things!!

01.03.2026 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This is so sad

01.03.2026 11:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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tigger from winnie the pooh is standing in the snow in a cartoon . ALT: tigger from winnie the pooh is standing in the snow in a cartoon .

::::(

01.03.2026 11:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

groping*
Fml

01.03.2026 10:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hrt makes your skin softer 8tw (it made mine SO fucking soft I can't stop hoping my own chest i am so SOFFFFTTT)
If you are thinking a8out it and can do it get on hrt it is so fucking amazing

01.03.2026 10:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel all social skills leave me when im trying to get someones attention without saying it directly ill 8e like "there was a 8ug outside" to any8ody i wsnt to talk to and i dont know any conversation starters
Or I show 10,000 art of things I think you like

01.03.2026 10:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I literally just googled qhat was in it and it made so much more sense to me
I genuinely for the sanity of people I know should never 8e put on progesterone 8ecause I do not have the sexual outlet I would need, lmao

01.03.2026 10:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(/genuine)

01.03.2026 10:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking really funny mental image thank you

01.03.2026 10:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

GIRL/BOY/PERSON NO FUCKING WONDER YOURE HORNY YOURE ON PROGESTERONE AND ESTROGEN
You basically gave your sex drive nitro fuel

01.03.2026 10:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ah yeah that'll do ya <-- has no fucking idea what shes talking a8out

01.03.2026 10:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did though! I just didn't know you had nipple piercings

01.03.2026 10:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are you on hormones currently or is it a time of the month deal

01.03.2026 10:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0